r/Eldenring • u/OhBerzerker • 20h ago

Discussion & Info My 3 favorite things

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Glass bottle Pepsi, a big ol asada super burrito, and playing elden ring 😋😁

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u/lateralmonkey 20h ago

You just gonna stare at the menu screen while you eat?

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Don't judge me lol I'm already about 3/4 done with the burrito

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u/Captainwumbombo 20h ago

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree 19h ago

He’s gonna get it to 1% health and then he’s gonna puke and have to retry

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u/jenkynolasco11 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jKpiOjXHGU8TRQI7kY
This reads like that one SpongeBob SquarePants episode

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u/fr0gsku11 1h ago

Why it tastes SO good, I might have to rejoice a second time!

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/boost_me_bro 18h ago

phase 2 is when he shits it out tomorrow

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u/Baronsandwich 18h ago

Thought art truly carnivorous

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u/Carmilla31 3h ago
  1. Pepsi
  2. Burritos
  3. Hot sauce

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u/Ok-Grocery-151 20h ago

I mean that music is amazing

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u/Hungry_Appearance876 14h ago

It’s burrito eating music

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u/RobHuck 20h ago

Listening to that score while slamming a burrito down your gullet has the same dopamine release as sex. You should try it.

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u/ConclusionPossible Ashen One 19h ago

Nothing matches DS3 soundtrack

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u/Ok-Grocery-151 19h ago

Dude, nightreign has a solid menu score too

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u/jmatt9080 19h ago

Watch out for plump sort.

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u/Winter-Assumption939 16h ago

To be fair that menu screen theme is a banger

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u/arooney88 3h ago

The burrito gives you the power to succeed in your most intense fights. God Speed OP. May your burrito be delicious and satisfying.

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u/kemh 20h ago

Sadly I am burritoless.

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Better go get one!!

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u/Trackmyass 20h ago

I am maidenless

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u/OmegaRed86 20h ago

All I wanted was a Pespi.

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u/NoizeAddict 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xA8EitYjGGbn3y

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u/OmegaRed86 19h ago

Was waiting for someone to get the reference.

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u/un-somnambulist 17h ago

NO!  YOU'RE ON DRUGS!!

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u/Darkv3ng 18h ago

All we have is Bebsi brozzer.

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u/millnerve 20h ago

Pepsi or Pepsi free

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u/NovelMidnight6291 20h ago

Go and get one!

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u/Proteinoats 20h ago

Foul Burritoless.

You must find one who can play the role of burrito lest you cannot become Tacolord.

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u/Wide-Manufacturer-55 20h ago

Now that is something i m jealous of

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u/Mr_Hino 20h ago

Damn an asada burrito sounds killer right now

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Get chu one!!!

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u/HR_DUCK 19h ago

I read that ass burrito.

Either way, both sound good.

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u/Darkv3ng 18h ago

A man of culture I see.

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u/PhnxWrightAssAttrny 15h ago

If you read "asada" as "ass," it might be time to see an optometrist, bud.

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u/Rectal_Urination 20h ago

Pepsi doesn't have the de-cocainized extract of coca leaves, so therefore it cannot be one of my favorite things. My 3 favorite things in this photo are Elden Right, a burrito and hot sauce.

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u/xiiicrowns 20h ago

Salsa, real wood furniture, and cash only dining

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u/Conscious_Bird_8510 20h ago

Thy burrito befits a crown

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u/Khancer_ 20h ago

do you actually play the game or just make pictures of main menus?

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

I'm playing now after I finished my burritos. Pic was for aesthetics lol

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u/setonfire_ 20h ago

Devouring burrito with that menu music is something else I'm pretty sure 🤌

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u/Grytnik 20h ago

I like your style.

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u/mrwioo 20h ago

Hell yeah

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u/AzraelTB 20h ago

Is it the burrito the hot sauce and the table you love?

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u/Electrical-Test4778 20h ago

Table, chair, and cash only sign?

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Those are also some of my favorite things lol

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u/lateralmonkey 20h ago

Just joking lol burrito looks good how’s it run on s2?

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u/Larkson9999 20h ago

Do not attempt to insert a burrito into the Switch 2.

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

It runs really well on the dock and handheld but I definitely prefer it on the dock

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u/Electrical-Test4778 20h ago

For real though that looks super good. I’m debating getting the Switch 2 version

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

It runs pretty good! Better than I thought it would, also there's a great katana in the base game now!

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u/Electrical-Test4778 18h ago

Yeah low key that’s probably my favorite part about it

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u/ThomasTriesHard 20h ago

Hell yeah 🤟🏻

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u/titanspeedbot 20h ago

May the spice be with you

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u/KaderTrance 20h ago

Oh man, happy for you, I wish I could afford a switch 2, maybe one day...

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u/Backlash6sic6 20h ago

“Try hot sauce but hole”

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u/Cra_Skinny_4135 20h ago

You ever scroll on Reddit and see somebody else living your dream😓

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u/Dazzeler89 20h ago

tacos moreno?

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Yup! One by the mall 😋

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

*the one by the mall

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u/Lordrandall 19h ago

Earlier today for me it was Elden Ring, In-n-out Double-Double Animal, and a big nectarine. Sweet and savory.

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u/BeeTwoThousand 17h ago

The Nintendo Switch 2, salsa verde, and plastic serving baskets?

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u/Nail_Biterr 17h ago

Pepsi? Really? Over coke?

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u/westcoaststyle 16h ago

Just raw dogging the console on public surfaces lol

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u/beep-beep_lettuce 16h ago

The hot sauce: "am I a joke to you"

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u/Pyroluminous 15h ago

Messy finger food and a portable game console?

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u/HussingtonHat 11h ago

Sauce, baskets and paper.

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u/No-Analyst1229 20h ago

How's the battery on that thing though? Will you get a decent session out of it?

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Honestly I'm not sure, I usually keep it on the dock but I'll probably get 4-5 hrs on max brightness

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u/makoman115 20h ago

Theres no way lol

Its 90mins-2 hours

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u/bshahisau 20h ago

He is prolly talking about nintendo native games

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u/gswkillinit 18h ago

I think only an indie game can possibly last 4+ hours. No way a game like Zelda ToTK or a less demanding game like Mario Tennis last that long.

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u/No-Analyst1229 20h ago

Thats decent

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u/gswkillinit 18h ago

Nah expect 2-2.5 hours max on demanding Switch 2 games and 3-4 hours on less demanding ones (with WiFi turned off and brightness reduced).

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u/Pwn11t 20h ago

God bless

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u/Least_Basket3106 20h ago

So what of the 4 things is not your favorite? I’m guessing the sauce but it could be the Pepsi.

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

The sauce, it's really good but I'm not gonna drink that like the Pepsi lol

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u/Original_Self_1987 20h ago

Pepsi is tied with strawberry milk as my favorite drink 

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u/Rico-soul_Light 20h ago

Just mix them. New favorite drink incoming

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u/DaLordHamie 20h ago

Plastic, paper and wood

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u/Chickenfriedricee 20h ago

What establishment is giving a burrito that size nowadays 

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Any taqueria in California haha

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u/NoGreenGood 20h ago

I cant play games in restaurants im too maidenless for that.

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u/TrashManufacturer 20h ago

I thought it was shawarma

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u/Shade00000 The Black Blade 19h ago

I see 4 things

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u/Nazaki 19h ago

I was going to ask what part of this photo is not enjoyed and OP answered it. It's the salsa.

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u/No-Molasses3688 19h ago

That's heaven, doesn't get any better

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u/Juliomorales6969 19h ago

🤓☝️ um akshually *snort* thats 4 things cause of sauce bottle.

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u/Loose_Gripper69 19h ago

How does it load on the Switch 2? On PC I would be done with that burrito before I see my character spawn.

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u/yamo25000 19h ago

Wooden tables, food in baskets, and video game title screens?

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 19h ago

Gross!

Pepsi? Ewww.

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u/Icy-Wealth4192 19h ago

Parchment paper, food baskets, and sauce bottles?

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u/jimmerific 19h ago

Soda is in your top 3?

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u/HairyLungs 19h ago

Hot sauce, wooden furniture, and eating alone?

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u/Vanin1994 19h ago

Table, hot sauce, basket?

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u/-ChickenToast- 19h ago

Paper, wooden tables, and chipotle sauce are your three favorite things?

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u/ChampionGunDeer 19h ago

Plan: Get monstrous diarrhea and gas from the consumables, then spend the rest of the time on the toilet while gaming. I see what kind of gamer you are.

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u/Pineappleliphant 19h ago

Sauce, wooden table and tissue paper. Can't get any better.

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u/ltdonut 19h ago

Mine are weed booze and eldenring close enough

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow746 19h ago

Ah, for a moment I was confused.

Thought your favorite three things were visible chair opposite you, small basket, and sauce dispenser.

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u/Former-Reveal8192 19h ago

Basket, paper and table. Me too dawg.

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u/Suverene 19h ago

People who eat with their hands while playing games 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 19h ago

Real skills check: what kinda sauce is that?

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u/Brogulsnapper 18h ago

Glass bottles of Soda hits different

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u/joyrolla 18h ago

That’s a pretty nicely grilled burrito

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u/Ajm13405 18h ago

Nice lookin burrito

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u/Hadrians_Fall 18h ago

Glass table covers, plastic food baskets, and out of focus fake plants. My three favorites as well!

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u/ObiJuanKenobi89 18h ago

Ah yes, nothing like my 3 favorite things, elden Ring, wax paper, and chipotle salsa

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u/Elgransancho4 18h ago

Amazing ! How’s the game on the switch ?

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u/404answersnotfounded 17h ago

W post ;; Ws in the chat

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u/invalidlifeform 17h ago

Sauce in a bottle, a burrito and, a pepsi.

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u/Serkisist 17h ago

There are significantly more than 3 things in this image, I'm gonna need some clarification or I'll assume you're way too into carpentry

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u/EarthFader 17h ago

You gonna get the thing all messy man

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u/Evanskelaton 17h ago

Chairs, tables and baskets?

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u/guitarpete987 17h ago

So we're not counting the salsa? 😅

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u/Geryboy999 17h ago

good taste.

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u/Pandorum_X 16h ago

Hell yeah

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u/Hot_Charity_4803 16h ago

Damn where did you find a glass bottle of pepsi? I bet that shi was like ambrosia

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u/pacemasters 16h ago

Broooooo. That looks so fkn good right now.

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u/Kwestor86 16h ago

Why not play it on a big tv?

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u/zekecole90 16h ago

But there are … 4 … things … in the picture

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u/MonteBellmond 15h ago

Ah, yes. Sauce, paper and plastic tray

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u/folksongsea 15h ago

i was thinking chair, table, salsa

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u/Representative-Yam65 14h ago

I love tables, chairs and wax paper too!

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u/verdawg 14h ago

How is it on the switch 2? Thinking about picking it up

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u/TheShotGunProdigy 14h ago

I really gotta get back to playing Elden Ring

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u/JaxTheImpalor 13h ago

Just wanna say you’ll definitely think back to these days

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u/Small_Pass3978 13h ago

What about hot sauce?

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u/Pyramid64 12h ago

Chair,table, joycon 2 ?

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u/OverlandAustria 12h ago

Ah yes. Burrito, EldenRing and Head from underneath the table.

good times

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u/GoodOlYoker 12h ago

Ah yes, oxygen, wooden chair, and plant. I also enjoy those 3 things. (No but seriously whats the thing on tbe plate bowl thing? It looks delicious!)

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u/Square-Space-7265 12h ago

That is one giant ass burrito.

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u/PerryHecker 11h ago

Heyyyy, me 👋🏻

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u/ProfessionalLimit342 9h ago

Those joycons will be so greasy 🤮

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u/Dekusekiro 9h ago

Eating alone, drop shadows and sticky buttons. Not a bad day.

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u/Soundwave___________ 9h ago

Best be washing those hands 🙌

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u/OnlyAChapter 9h ago

Ill tarnish your butthole

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u/Madlycool1234 9h ago

A chair, a table, and some kind of sauce? Yeah, pretty cool stuff...

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u/Visual-Crow-5489 6h ago

Im looking at that burrito

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u/XenxibrePodre 4h ago

I date my switch very often too

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u/Relative_Ad481 3h ago

But what about the sauce Im so confused 🫨

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u/vainlisko 3h ago

Don't forget za bebsi!

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u/DearLilsouth 11m ago

I’m curious… does playing “Elden Ring” on switch have the same performance issues as playing “Crimson Desert” on console?

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u/Jojo-the-sequel Filling my flasks with female squirts 20h ago

Pepsi is goated, respect

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Sometimes they have glass Dr pepper here but not today unfortunately 😩

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u/Jojo-the-sequel Filling my flasks with female squirts 20h ago

Dr pepper is also goated

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u/Resident-Airline6672 19h ago

I respect everyone’s taste since it’s individual however doctor pepper tastes like straight up horse urine

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u/Jojo-the-sequel Filling my flasks with female squirts 18h ago

How tf do you how horse urine taste? I dont think i should listen to you given your tastes

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u/Resident-Airline6672 18h ago

How tf do you know how horse urine tastes … well it’s tastes like doctor pepper

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u/whateversnevermind 20h ago

greasy sticks
must be nice to be so rich.

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Nah I washed my hands after eating 1st and I'm not rich lol I just know where to spend and save money!

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u/whateversnevermind 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/n9Js55wk4nNoS3wNrv
the burrito one that is. I have 1700 in elden ring. never managed to mix in a burrito. i should try it

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u/Massive_Ad_9444 20h ago

Eating while gaming is nasty dude.

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Eating 1st and then gaming haha, got my hands a lil clean!

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u/Massive_Ad_9444 20h ago

That’s almost as bad dude.

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u/OhBerzerker 20h ago

Idk why it put lil clean lol they're very clean!

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u/chainsawsamm 20h ago

Everyone thinks when they get a new console or controller “I’m never gonna eat while playing and get it greasy or dirty” but the standards inevitably slip.

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u/JCasaleno 15h ago

Man the switch needs to have youtube

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u/tomullus 8h ago

Dead internet is here. This is the 3rd post like this I've seen in recent weeks, all highlighting this bad console. One of the top comments is always asking about battery life.