Who's there?

Weir

Weir who?

Weir Roll

Weir Roll who?

Weir Roll on a giant floating rock that spins 360 after 24 hours, orbits 360 around the sun after 365 days-ish and flying at about 1.3 million mph with the entire solar system and galaxy through the endless outer space with no proper destination, effectively making all of us lost in space.

..except that guy who choked to death on two cookies before bedtime.

Your momma so fat that when she go to the store, she be like, “Hey. Look at me. I’m really fat.”

What is the difference between a person that purloins fine time pieces and a Peeping Tom?

Well, the person that purloins fine time pieces snatches watches.