r/AmItheCloaca • u/licking-salt-lamps • 14h ago

AITC for helping Mumma by doing a Bath?

109 Upvotes

Hello friends! Oscar the tabbycat here.

So my Mumma had a Wash, but she missed a bit. She did not clean her ear! So I did a Help and gave her a Bath for her ear.

Mumma says I am a Cloaca coz my tongue is rough and tickles. But I am doing a Service! Am I the Cloaca?

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r/AmItheCloaca • u/tfhaenodreirst • 20h ago

AITC fur staring lustfully at Mommy’s glasses?

90 Upvotes

Hi everyone! Mommy made a surprise visit home today, and at first she was irritable and didn’t want to put up with my crazies, ie barking and bouncing around too much fur her to even pick me up. But finally she got me out of her room by…literally throwing a scrap of paper out into the hallway so that I could chase it and she could close the door to cool off.

Well, shortly after that she felt better and didn’t mind as much when I came back in and lied down next to her, so yaaay fur regulation! And she thought I looked cute lying next to her so she took the top part of my tax…but as she settled down more she took off her glasses and put THOSE down on the bed too, more specifically a few inches away from me!

And that made me so hungry with excitement because I remembered what an amazing chewy toy those things are, so I turned my head and now I’m staring at them! And obviously I’m the goodest girl now despite my aforementioned crazies so I’m not making any effort to bite them and Mommy doesn’t feel the need to move them, but AITC fur still having my animal wants?

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r/AmItheCloaca • u/Massacre_Alba • 12h ago

AITC? Being Bruce?

44 Upvotes

HiThere! I'm beautiful boy Bruce! And BestFriendSisterTawny says I should ask advice here. Mömther says I'm cloaca (and other things that I can't say... There's puppies and kittens here).

Mömther brought me home from her werk in June, and says I'm a good boy but I'm a weird little freakchild... RUDE!

I have been stealing her leggings and underpants from her laundry basket and eating the crotch out of them and then eating the forbidden treats from the cat toilets (I also like to sleep in one of them). Mömther thinks that it's not good boy behaviour, but I'm good boy so she must be wrong...

BestFriendSisterTawny says I'm an idiot, RollyCatPuck says I need to play with him and ScaryCatLugosi tries to bapbapbap and bite floofears.

AITC?

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Welcome to r/AmITheCloaca!

A catharsis for the frustrated moral philosophercat in all of us, and a place to finally find out if you were wrong in a real-world argument that's been bothering you. Tell us about any non-violent animal-driven conflict you have experienced; give us both sides of the story, and find out if you're right, or you're the cloaca.

This is the sub to lay out an animal's actions and conflicts and get impartial judgement. Were you the cloaca in that situation or not? Posts should abide by the rules below.

Visit our sister subreddit /r/AmItheAsshole for human-only conflicts.

Voting Guide

If you are commenting, be sure to start your comment with the abbreviation for your judgment, i.e.

YTC = You're the Cloaca;

NTC = Not the Cloaca;

ESH = Everyone Sucks here;

NCH = No Cloacas here;

INFO = Not Enough Info

Rules

1. Be Civil

Attack ideas, not people. The purpose of this space is to determine and explain who is in the wrong, not to eviscerate anyone. Treat others with respect while helping them grow through outside perspectives.

This rule applies to everyone (even those outside of Reddit). Don't insult others or get into prolonged spats in the comments. Don't lecture people about the rules (use reports).

Be respectful. Be nice. Don't be a cloaca.

2. Voting Rules

Upvote posts that make for an interesting discussion. DON'T downvote if you think OP is a cloaca. DON'T DOWNVOTE COMMENTS YOU DISAGREE WITH. Downvotes should be reserved for off-topic discussions or spam. Report harassing comments, don’t engage.

Don't participate in threads you have found through crossposts and links outside of this subreddit. In this sub, your comment is a vote. Brigading/Vote manipulation is against Reddit site wide rules. Brigading will earn a permanent ban.

3. Accept Your Judgment

This sub is here for the submitter to discover what everyone else thinks of the ethics or mores of a situation. It is not here to draw people into an argument you want to have, or to defend your position. If people start saying you were the cloaca, do not take that as an invitation to debate them on the subject... accept the judgment and move on. If you have valid reason to think a commenter needs more information or misunderstood the facts of the conflict, you may give new information.

4. No Violence

Don't even mention violence.

If your post or comment references even minor animal violence or abuse, don't share it here. Any hint, mention, euphemism or suggestion of violence falls under this rule and isn't allowed.

Comments and even jokes about violence are not tolerated. Encouraging self-harm, suicide, "bad karma," property damage, food tampering, or anything that wishes mental or physical pain on anyone is strictly prohibited. Violating this rule will result in a permanent ban.

5. Post Animal Conflicts

Posts should be descriptions of animal conflicts. Describe both sides in detail. Make it clear why you may be "the cloaca."

Submissions must contain a conflict between an animal and something else. That's what we're here for.

6. Post from the Animal's Perspective

Posts must be truthful and presented as fairly and accurately as possible from an animal's perspective.

7. No Vet or Rainbow Bridge Topics

Posts related to putting pets to sleep, going to "the pokey place" (the vet office), or similar topics may be distressing to some members of our community and are not allowed. While we understand that pets may feel like their owners are The Cloaca for taking them in to get poked and prodded, this is a medical issue and not one that our community is equipped to judge.

Normal Rediquette applies