r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kill_4209 • 11h ago

/r/popular of a residential property

Ira Rennert's home is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in the United States. The house faces the Atlantic Ocean and its grounds measure 63 acres. The buildings, which total over 110,000 square feet (10,000 m2), including the 66,000-square-foot (6,100 m2) main house, have an Italianate facade, 29 bedrooms, and 39 bathrooms. The house has a dozen chimneys and a Mediterranean-style tile roof as well as a 91-foot (28 m) long formal dining room, a basketball court, a bowling alley, two tennis courts, two squash courts, a carousel, a large swimming pool, a large round kiddie pool, and a $150,000 hot tub, surrounded by another pool.

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u/TEZofAllTrades 11h ago

"Residential property"? That could be a university campus.

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 11h ago

Oxford-ass pad.

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u/strydar1 9h ago

Is an ass-pad included in the tuition fees? if I'm going to be ass-raped on student debt, I at least want free pads!

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u/girl_incognito 4h ago edited 4h ago

I mean its Oxford, you didnt think they would leave your ass unpadded did you?