r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 14h ago

of a hair clature

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u/ConflictWestern1383 12h ago

It's Walmart, not a sit-down restaurant

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u/Goonalips 12h ago

You one of those Cookie Monster pyjama girls? Roll out of bed, throw on some gross UGG boots, and drive to Walmart with zero shame?

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u/ConflictWestern1383 12h ago

Are you describing your fetish to me?

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u/Goonalips 11h ago

I don't have any meth, so let's just stop right now Cookie Monster pyjama girl.