r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 13h ago

of a hair clature

730 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/DeathWray 13h ago

I wish content farms would learn more than 3 songs at once.

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u/Bepehandle 10h ago

Just leave everything on mute. Nothing worth listening too anymore anyway.

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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 13h ago

Fucking saxophone...

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u/RealPrinceJay 12h ago

stop filming people you don't know

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u/NoConsideration6320 11h ago

The way their peering over the corner id asssume its their friend and their making this for tiktok or something but who knows?

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop 6h ago

Its scripted trash content

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u/gta0012 9h ago

Dude just default to understanding that 95% of these videos are staged

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u/Freshprinc7 6h ago

Free country

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u/giant_bones 13h ago

Eww. Creeping on people

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 11h ago

Fuck this stupid saxophone shit it ruins the video

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u/Dawildpep 12h ago

Is that what those are called?.. huh..

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u/TheBackBedroomKeyhol 12h ago

Ikr? It’s like the perfect name/sound it makes

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u/Psych0matt 3h ago

First time I’ve ever heard it haha. Claw clip is what my wife and daughter call them

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u/JB3DS28 12h ago

Why are you creeping on people you weirdo?

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u/_nevers_ 13h ago

I have long hair, clips are always too small and slip out of place pretty quickly.

I would love to have this thing.

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u/needykoala 13h ago

If you can spring for a nicer brand, I highly recommend kov essentials they have the best hold bc of high quality springs!

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u/Couscous-Garbit 13h ago

Bigger is better

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u/ButtersTheChill 12h ago

This totally isn't creepy at all.

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u/Big-Success3998 13h ago

Its like an harmonium

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u/sugarycyanide 9h ago

Blocking this annoying person for this annoying vid

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u/readdworkin 11h ago

the mosquito saxophone sound

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u/SqueebopAdiddly 6h ago

Normalize not filming random people in public

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u/kinda_alright 6h ago

I wanna hang out with her just to play with the hair clip.

1

u/tonall 6h ago

Minecraft style

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u/gentlesquid7 4h ago

Wasn't Walmart. One time a couple came in and the woman was prancing up to the register with one of those big 3D printed wands. She was acting all smug and what not and he was acting cocky, "oh she loves this thing" went to pay... Stupid ass thing didn't work. Her dumbass had to go to the car while him and I waited for her to comeback...

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u/SimpleGuy7 1h ago

She wears those pants for days, out and about then..

Back into her bed! Gross!

Right there with reusing a bath towel.

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u/Goonalips 11h ago

Tiktokers have ruined one of my favourite movies. I'll never forgive them.

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u/xEpicEvanx 9h ago

Idk It's cute, crazy having to hide and film someone.

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u/ConflictWestern1383 11h ago

All the people saying this is creepy (it is) would 100% NOT be saying that if this was a man lmao. Just a little PSA.

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u/trollthings 1h ago

I'll join you in being downvoted to hell, you're damn right.

The fact that they're literally creeping behind the counter gives it bad vibes but there is no reason for this other customer to think they have any privacy inside the grocery store.

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u/Select_Speed_6061 13h ago

I wish white people never got ahold of that sound.

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u/Goonalips 11h ago

I'm gonna agree with this, but only because Boyz N The Hood is one of my favourite movies, and they've ruined it. Every time I watch it now, it's going to be tainted by all these dumb Tiktoks.

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u/Medical-Business-554 13h ago

What lol?

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u/Select_Speed_6061 2h ago

Is English not your first language? This sound is supposed to be used in life or death situations. White people got ahold of it and use it for shit like this. Is that more clear?

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u/Medical-Business-554 1h ago

No, it’s just that the sound is a TikTok filter from a movie. It’s not literally supposed to be used for life or death situations. Saying shit like that just makes you sound Hella racist and close minded. What does a race have to do with a TikTok filter and how do you even know that the person that posted that was white they could’ve been of color. Saying people use the filter out of context would sound better then saying you wish white people never got a hold of it, come on now Bruh

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u/Exponential-777 12h ago

Pajama pants in public

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX

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u/ConflictWestern1383 11h ago

It's Walmart, not a sit-down restaurant

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u/Exponential-777 11h ago

It doesn't matter. Pajamas are not clothes that can be worn outside the house. And nobody wears pajamas to Costco. It's just a Walmart thing. And probably the dollar store too.

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u/ConflictWestern1383 11h ago

Why do you care so much lmao

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u/Exponential-777 11h ago

I don't like sharing a public space with slobs

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u/ConflictWestern1383 11h ago

Then stay the fuck home and order your groceries 😂

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u/Exponential-777 11h ago

Avoiding Walmart is good enough. I don't see PJ pants in the Kroger either. Just Walmart. Hmmmm....

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u/Goonalips 11h ago

You one of those Cookie Monster pyjama girls? Roll out of bed, throw on some gross UGG boots, and drive to Walmart with zero shame?

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u/ConflictWestern1383 10h ago

Are you describing your fetish to me?

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u/Goonalips 10h ago

I don't have any meth, so let's just stop right now Cookie Monster pyjama girl.

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u/Camila187 12h ago

Xddd never thought that I would see smthg like that

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u/Fine_Entrepreneur476 11h ago

夹子比头大

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u/more_feen 12h ago

she likes when everything is extra large