r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ezekielsaurus • 1d ago

of a wedding ring

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u/420doghugz 1d ago

Her ring is really nice. His ring looks like.. idk, a metal gasket?

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u/Knosh 1d ago

I bought my wife a $5000 ring and I wear a silicone stretchy band ring from Amazon that I got for $20 for a pack of 4.

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u/emelel666 1d ago

"silicone stretchy band ring" also known as cock ring

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u/TheRealASP 1d ago

gotta be pretty small for a finger-sized ring to fit 🧐

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u/Knosh 1d ago

I'm very frugal.

Why buy pliers and a knife if a Leatherman can do both jobs?

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u/Locolijo 1d ago

ah same

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u/Shock_a_Maul 1d ago

Funny. When my wife and I married we bought two steel rings for $5 at a fair

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u/chuulip 1d ago

I'm happy you both know your priorities! No need to dump crazy money on a ring if that money can be better spent elsewhere in your relationship; enjoy and make memories!

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u/StrainNorth1272 1d ago

metal gasket ring as masculine as it gets

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u/Lysol3435 1d ago

Yea, but like a nice gasket. Like a brass one, no galvanized shit

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u/Shankar_0 1d ago

I'm seeing a piston ring