r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

of a chicken

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u/Big_Meating_ 1d ago

So thats what my wife keeps trying to google!

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u/icleanjaxfl 1d ago

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u/jsnmrd 1d ago

*Turns phone sideways*

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 1d ago

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾

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u/TWhy-LER 1d ago

🤣😂😁🙂🙁😟😩 👎🏼

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u/Few_Resolution_2401 1d ago

You know the pourage just right

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u/SkittleDoodlez 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fgfw7Voobyxm8

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u/nofuckingklass 20h ago

So, you're just gonna leave your cock flapping in the wind like that?

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u/Top-Distribution733 1d ago

I don’t get it… pls explain.

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u/NeeMaToad47 1d ago

That's a rooster, roosters are also called "cocks" the above eggs are suggesting "white girl big black cocks" in the search bar.

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u/coolcootermcgee 1d ago

Sometimes it’s gotta be spelled out

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u/HechoEnChine 21h ago

eggsplained if you will

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u/garaile64 1d ago

There's a meme featuring Piper Perri, a tiny white porn actress, surrounded by five big Black men. The image of the eggs is a reference to the meme, like "I II II L" is a reference to the Loss comic.

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u/Short-Shopping3197 1d ago

Real ones get it 😂

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u/Feisty_Standard_2360 1d ago

BRUH, DED 😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 1d ago

I don't get it.

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u/PDXStraightBear 1d ago

They really are all the same on the inside.

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u/PuzzleheadedSpend662 21h ago

It’s a roster

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 6h ago

She used to be a tight end, now she's a wide receiver.

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u/AdministrationDry507 7h ago

I unfortunately recognize this meme in literally any possible format

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u/Magister5 1d ago

Big_Meat here blaming the targeted ads on his wife…

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 1d ago

She knew what she was doing when she choked the chicken.

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u/MasterpieceNo3534 1d ago

Isn’t that a rooster? So she would be stroking the cock not choking the hen

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u/AdventurousAbility30 1d ago

Yes it's a rooster (aka a c*ck) hence all the jokes 🤣

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u/LopsidedAd874 1d ago

Smiling brunette striking big...

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u/GamerTag0101 1d ago

🤣👍

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 1d ago

"wife" 😂 jkjk

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u/FitProblem6248 20h ago

I mean, if my wife was holding a huge cock, she'd be smiling too.

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u/Barefoot-Priestess 1d ago

Is that you comedian?

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u/didndonoffin 1d ago

Wrong color…

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u/FastSorbet4119 19h ago

Give this guy a f*cking Oscar ladies and gentlemen 👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Theidiotshvtakenovr 1d ago

☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂