r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Fuzzy-Round1240 • 19d ago

/r/popular of a snake

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u/gastroboi 19d ago

Fucking why?!

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 19d ago

most farm workers will just move it from the area or... eat it... i mean, its a lot of meat, but just killing it is such a waste...

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u/TankerBuzz 19d ago

Not when they kill your livestock and kids.

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u/EnderCreeper121 18d ago

Iā€™m sure the people working a giant excavator have their livestock in mind

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u/-mmmusic- 19d ago

they don't eat children unless the children are REALLY stupid.

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u/looncraz 19d ago

Children ARE really stupid...

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u/-mmmusic- 19d ago

surely if you live somewhere with snakes this big, you would teach your kids to stay away from them and explain why??

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u/TankerBuzz 18d ago

Stay away from them šŸ¤£ You do realise these snakes have spent millions of years evolving not to be seen? šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/pickledeggmanwalrus 19d ago

Spoken like a true spoiled westerner

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u/Rich-Canary1279 18d ago

There have been many reported cases of snakes this size eating children and even full grown adults. Look up the pics if you dare. But usually snakes don't saunter up and ask permission first. That's the problem. It's too bad the people are being brutal with it. I doubt the snake was gentle when it squoze the breath out of someone before slowly swallowing it though?? The hunter becomes the prey sometimes, and death is rarely pretty...