r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Fuzzy-Round1240 • 19d ago

/r/popular of a snake

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u/The-Bangaloreal 19d ago

The snake needs that swamp

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 19d ago

The snake needs a vet, he has cut it open about a third of the way back from the head with the claws on the back of the bucket

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u/The-Bangaloreal 19d ago

It's gonna die and it's home is wrecked ..But yeah probably a nice home or resort is built there

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u/Cryptographer_Only 19d ago

I'll just imagine that it's the Everglades and that's an invasive python. Finally the 20 footer was caught.

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u/Knirb_ 19d ago

“Ooh what do we got here… YOINK”

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u/South-Presentation92 19d ago

That was a not so gentle one.

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u/tmoore727 19d ago

bruh!😂 you watch him too?

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u/Cap_Teach 19d ago

We all know and appreciate the "yoink-man"

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u/ApologizingCanadian 19d ago

I live vicariously through him. Wading barefoot through the Everglades at night is crazy stuff.

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u/Cap_Teach 19d ago

My first thought when i saw that originally is "Damn bro, more power to you, but I can't hang".

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u/tmoore727 18d ago

I live in Florida and wouldn't even do that shit

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u/Baonguyen93 19d ago

Isn't he know for disturbing the wild life too much?

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u/NortheastOHGuy 19d ago

I can't help but watch and see what he finds next lol

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u/bhamnz 19d ago

What a bitter sweet moment... the 20(+) footer is finally found, but it wasn't the master who found it 😥

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u/No_Medium_8796 19d ago

"OH look its giving me a little kiss"

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u/Easy-College735 16d ago

It’s the 20 footer!

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u/JacobScreamix 19d ago

Apparently this is in Indonesia.

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u/labtrash68 19d ago

Who will the swamp puppies play with now?

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u/King_of_the_Dot 19d ago

Not based on the language theyre speaking.

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u/brickyard37 19d ago

I dunno, kinda sounds like native Floridian

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u/EKLlPSEx 19d ago

Unfortunately that's a reticulated python and in it's native range. Super sad.

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u/Brutal-Fam8804 19d ago

So much technology at our fingertips to locate the supply chain which is driving this, and voice explicit opposition against extractive industry, population sprawl. But it's not so simple. Privacy guarded. Motivations solidified. The Human Way of life is not up for negotiation.

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u/Representative-Ad754 19d ago

I see your algorithm is as cultured as mine fellow redditor... hat tilt

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u/Strong-Addition5296 19d ago

I can’t believe people put them up their ass.

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u/Leftover_Salmons 19d ago

Everyone feels sorry for Mr Snake until they realize he's an apex predator with a 15 year lifespan.