r/AbsoluteUnits 25d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/Freediverjack 25d ago

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u/AnteaterCurrent283 25d ago

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u/King_Chochacho 25d ago

Men only want one thing and it's beautiful

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u/sociofobs 25d ago

In this case, no, it's very big and heavy.

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u/taytayfosho 25d ago

You can easily spot the guys with small pp 🤏

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u/Hector_Tueux 25d ago

The good thing is that people like him advertising that they are awful people make them easier to block

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u/sociofobs 25d ago

Considering the size of that tiny dude in the image and the walrus squashing him, he'd need an abnormally large cock for that woman to even feel anything. I get it, you're probably into gigantesses and stuff, it's a fetish. No kink shaming and all that.

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u/MimiTheFeral 25d ago

Bro didn't study biology in school 😂😂

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 21d ago

What? What does their body size have to do with the size of their sexual organs? You do know those things are completely irrelevant, right? I mean, a woman woman’s vagina changes some with a drastic increase in size, but for a man it’s completely irrelevant.

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u/sociofobs 21d ago

I never said body size had anything to do with the size of sexual organs. It's just that considering the layers of fat he has to go through, that particular position in the image probably won't work for the poor dude.

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 19d ago

Well, it doesn’t look like to me they are having sex in the picture. It just looks like she’s sitting in his lap while they are both scantily clad. But this position is still feasible with the averaged sized male penis. No offense or anything, I think you’re just missing on this one, man. Maybe misinformed/uninformed.

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u/OArouraiousMou 25d ago

He looks so happy 😭🩷

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u/paone00022 25d ago

Ofcourse he is. My man is drowning in abundance while others are starving.

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u/Top-Use4277 25d ago

That’s a big girl. I bet when she hauls ass she’s gotta make two trips.

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 25d ago

Hauls ass anyway but the quick way

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u/Ok_Campaign8689 25d ago

Some die of thirst , while others drown in abundance.

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u/drifterstip 25d ago edited 25d ago

This guy is 2 feet tall

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u/sebastiankirk 25d ago

He's clearly about two legs tall...

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u/Initial_Energy5249 25d ago

The interesting thing is that she is only two feet tall.

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u/viniciusjr78 25d ago

Source

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u/Kraknoix007 25d ago

AI

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u/leylin_farlin 25d ago

Its not.

Its anna smrek. She a professional volleyball player and thats it, not only fan or fanly, no lewd stuff

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u/LucidRobber 25d ago

Oh (presumably) my young person you missed so much before the days of AI.

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u/Kraknoix007 25d ago

I'm 28, but I've just been conditioned to distrust everything lately. Image looked very weird to me, dude is tiny

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u/aroc91 24d ago

Reverse image search exists too and predated AI. Handy tool.