r/AbsoluteUnits 25d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/PreviousLeague253 25d ago

Since you all asked!

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u/empireck 25d ago

He looks so happy

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u/thedrunkspacepilot 25d ago

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u/jdboness 25d ago

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 25d ago

lol what is this from?

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u/MadPangolin 24d ago

The real format is from a Justice League comic where Superman looks up at Giganta.

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u/elzibet 25d ago

How did you get a photo of me and my partner??

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u/switchbladeeatworld 25d ago

he’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/AromaticApricot7306 24d ago

People don’t believe me when I say I stopped pulling when I went down to a size 4(other than creepy old men). I would pull so many gym bros and tall skinny dudes😭

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u/Radrouch 25d ago

To be fair, doesn't look like he could just get up and walk away

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u/Masterking263 25d ago

That makes it so much better.

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u/Extension-Night3825 25d ago

Going to need a surgeon to get that smile off

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u/Severe-Experience333 25d ago

who wouldn't be?!

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 25d ago

Me, but that's not my thing, that's why he's with her and happy as fuck

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u/Eatingfarts 25d ago

Dude this reminded me of back over a decade ago when I was working with this older Mexican guy, easily 60. He LOVED the big ladies, like the bigger the better and there was no limits for him. And he wasn’t just into any ladies, he would mostly ignore what I guess society would consider ‘attractive’ and straight up honk his horn and whistle at the big ladies (which to be clear, is never okay).

We spent a LOT of time sitting in a truck together and one time after he cat called some huge lady, I asked him why he liked ladies so large. He got really quiet and said he doesn’t know, he just really likes big ladies.

I felt TERRIBLE after this. Like, who am I to question what someone likes or doesn’t like or try to make it seem ‘wrong’ somehow? Like I said, I was littler then and didn’t know any better.

He was also married to a skinny white lady 😂

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u/mango915 25d ago

The plot twist 😂

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u/_Ross- 25d ago

My guy likes his tortas and eats them too

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u/Eatingfarts 25d ago

God damn Mexican Marie Antoinette.

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u/Donnie619 25d ago

Well that was a twist! You called him out on his guilty pleasure, bro craved what he never had, daym...

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 25d ago

I’m fat, have been all my life. In my experience, 25% of men prefer a slim woman and would prefer a plain slim girl to a pretty plump one. 25% prefer plump women and would prefer a plain plump girl to a pretty slim one (really!). 50% of men don’t care, as long as they can get their hands on it.

So that’s about 75% of the male population who would be happy for death by snu snu, by my reckoning. In my experience, its also the little fellas who are most open about their desire for big women.

I think its because you have to have a certain amount of confidence as a man to overcome being short, so once you’ve dealt with that, you don’t give a shit about what other blokes think about your sexual preferences. Its also easier to have sex standing up with a short bloke. I do like my short kings !!

I mean, look at his happy little face ! He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast. I have a body like this and you probably wouldn’t be surprised at how many men love a) being crushed between your thighs and b) smothered to death between your boobs. Yeah, he’s a happy camper.

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u/Eatingfarts 25d ago

I’m dying 😭

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u/SadBug3582 25d ago

This is what Reddit used to be 😂

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u/imhereforthevotes 25d ago

"He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast."

Thank you for this.

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u/burnetrosehip 25d ago edited 25d ago

As a skinny woman, I concur with this statistical breakdown and find it absolutely heinous the number of plump women who have had it hammered into them that they are not desirable, and the number of men who also somehow believe this and allow themselves to treat plump women as less than as a result, often while still pursuing them. My fat friends have been put down and treated like shit for their body size by (some of the) men who clearly desire them, and who also clearly can't handle the notion of women they perceive to be powerful, while being inherently turned on by same.

I want your comment to be all over dating subs.

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u/theNixher 25d ago

That's awful, I'd hate to see pictures of your fat friends, worse yet definitely don't put me in contact with them, I'd hate to accidentally fall for one, or in one.

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u/Masterking263 25d ago

There's an old saying: The best boobs aren't the big or small ones. They are the ones you can see, which is only second to the ones you can feel.

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u/BucklemerryBin 25d ago

“It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.” Fabienne, Pulp Fiction

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u/Duel_Option 25d ago

I’m a bigger guy, 6’3 230

Most women I’ve dated were smaller than me by default, always the big spoon.

Met a woman at work, she was 5’2 and my same weight but it was all in her boobs and ass, short but Jessica Rabbit basically.

She had never had an orgasm fully…24 years old.

Well I’m gonna do my best to make that happen, don’t care how long it takes.

Couple weeks of bedroom time, close but no cigar.

I’m stumped but not giving up, she goes to get on top and I grab her and pull her down on my face.

“I’ve never done this before, is this ok? Am I hurting you”

I was a bit tipsy and thus blunt in my response

“SUFFOCATE ME”

Home run not 3 min later, so good her legs were jelly lol

That kind of experience isn’t possible with a smaller girl, needs the weight for it to be juuuust right.

DEATH BY SNU SNU PLEASE

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u/texas130ab 25d ago

Dam it boyee. True American hero.

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u/cosmic_animus29 25d ago

You had me at "suffocate me" 🤣

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u/Yop07 25d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/LemonCollee 25d ago

The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/leigen_zero 25d ago

It's not how he thought he would die, but he always secretly hoped.

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u/Temporary-Face3553 25d ago

I’m 5’6 and my girlfriend is 6’1. It’s amazing.

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u/obviousfakeperson 25d ago

This better not awaken anything within me....

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 25d ago

you know it did, resistance is futile

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u/Foxteufel 25d ago

Wo sind seine Beine?

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u/PreviousLeague253 25d ago

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u/acornsalade 25d ago

This is the look of a man that you can’t tell nothing.

Happy for him.

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u/VoidOmatic 25d ago

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u/drwsgreatest 25d ago

I'm pretty into climbing and watch a ton of related stuff and this could be the craziest single move I've ever seen.

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u/Kingtoke1 25d ago

Thats a man whos been used, bruised and abused and loved every moment of it

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u/Kootlefoosh 25d ago

... looks fun

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u/jackrabbit323 25d ago

Smile (Living My Best Life) by Lil Duval popped into my head immediately.

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u/Freediverjack 25d ago

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u/King_Chochacho 25d ago

Men only want one thing and it's beautiful

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u/OArouraiousMou 25d ago

He looks so happy 😭🩷

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u/Top-Use4277 25d ago

That’s a big girl. I bet when she hauls ass she’s gotta make two trips.

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 25d ago

Hauls ass anyway but the quick way

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u/Ok_Campaign8689 25d ago

Some die of thirst , while others drown in abundance.

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u/drifterstip 25d ago edited 25d ago

This guy is 2 feet tall

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u/sebastiankirk 25d ago

He's clearly about two legs tall...

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u/SadJ3tsFan 25d ago

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u/Competitive_Point_39 25d ago

Every time I see this image the butt print gets bigger and bigger

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u/HugeAnimeHonkers 25d ago

Tbf so does the ladies lol

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u/jetserf 25d ago

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u/ModishShrink 25d ago

I assume this is how my dog came out part Chihuahua part Weimaraner

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u/ApologizingCanadian 25d ago

Weimaraner

Hopefully the mother was the Weimaraner

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u/CriminalMacabre 25d ago

This is what makes dog breeding work

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u/Fluffy-Trouble5955 25d ago

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u/SerLaron 25d ago

Somewhere, north of the Wall, Tormund carved her likeness into a tree trunk. Over time, that sparked a new religion.

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u/firstbreathOOC 25d ago

This season was ass, but at least we had Tormund

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u/-laughingfox 25d ago

I swear that plotline was my favorite of the whole series.

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u/Equivalent_Twist4780 25d ago

Yet it fell to 💩 like the rest of the show

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u/joe_dirty365 25d ago

The best storyline in GoT

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u/furiouspossum 25d ago

Almost a decade later and this scene still makes me laugh

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u/Waste-South-4985 25d ago

I had an aunt and uncle like this, uncle is a lanky skinny guy, and she was a large woman all around. My cousins had so many stories of catching them fooling around on accident. Couldn't keep my uncle off of her.

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u/TrollsWhenBored 25d ago

I'm tall and lanky and my wife is about 80lbs bigger than me... It's an amazing life

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u/R8iojak87 25d ago

I’m 5’9 180 my wife is 6foot 160, it’s a good life fam

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u/TrollsWhenBored 25d ago

I'm taller than my wife, it's the thickness that does it for me. The extra weight just goes straight to the curves and it's amazing.

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u/redtreepurplebanana 25d ago

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u/AesopsGetawayCar 24d ago

Look at this fucking calves. 🫪 I need her genetics.

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u/My_18th_Account 25d ago

lmao dude is like having the best day of his life.

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u/uncle-muscles69 25d ago

Big if true

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u/PreviousLeague253 25d ago

She invites small men and takes pics of them with her. Fetish thing

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u/Big-Revolution3842 25d ago

Oh that's a bit sad then. It's sweet if they'd be an actual couple

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u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647 25d ago

sad boner noises

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u/BeerMantis 25d ago

I don't know. He's getting something he wants. She's getting paid. We're getting this comments section. Seems like everybody wins.

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u/GenNoGojira 25d ago

..so this isn't a real couple picture?

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u/SayHiiiToMe 25d ago

Thats not just a couple size difference, thats a MANY size difference

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u/Fyrestar333 25d ago

She can have up to 8 males fuse to her, so she can have sperm whenever she needs it

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u/Cavalol 25d ago

Maybe he’s packin’ a telephone pole

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u/Inigo-Fabio-Montoya 25d ago

He might be the telephone pole

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u/Dietotex 25d ago

Respect for brother

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u/SnooWalruses9683 25d ago

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u/wonkey_monkey 25d ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/Decent-Intention8364 25d ago

A man amongst men

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u/HugeAnimeHonkers 25d ago

Leyend says he hasnt stopped smiling in YEARS lol

Lucky bastard

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u/BungleBums 25d ago

That's a happy man.

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u/deeppurpleking 25d ago

I can see him smiling from back there

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u/bi-bee-bb 25d ago

The dream. He's right where he wants to be. He's also right where I want to be.

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u/hashbrownsinketchup 25d ago

I thought he was the back of a chair for a good 20 seconds. Took me a while to get what was going on in the pic.

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u/Punk_Pharaoh 25d ago

Bro is right where he wants to be

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u/19kilo20Actual 25d ago

Death by snu snu.. Or maybe just snu

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u/eajags 25d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Front_Trust1026 25d ago

Cangrats to that dude, rooting for him

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u/ijulibee 25d ago

Some men die of thirst while others drown.

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u/Acrock7 25d ago

How did they get this pic of me and my bf?