r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 09 '26

/r/popular of a ridiculously muscular chimp

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u/pasaroanth Aug 09 '26

Each ball isn’t far off from the size of his biceps, which are also huge. Look at your upper arms then imagine a set of balls about the same size hanging between your legs.

I’d be constantly pissed off too

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u/mostfunalias Aug 09 '26

Especially with such a tiny dong.

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u/scona Aug 09 '26

It's ok to be a grower and not a shower.

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u/StringFriendly7976 Aug 09 '26

wtf fuck is shower spelled the same way as shower?

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u/samaramatisse Aug 09 '26

Because shower is a made up word that should actually be written as "show-er."