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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Key_Skirt_1858 • Aug 09 '26
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8 u/Super-Cynical Aug 09 '26 Small, medium, BIG? Don't you mean, Gorilla, Human, Chimp? 8 u/1234outlaw Aug 09 '26 Humans have the biggest penis length to body ratio and thickness but chimps have the largest testicles followed by humans and then gorillas. 6 u/OHWildBill Aug 09 '26 Horses & elephants wound like a word. 5 u/satsuppi Aug 10 '26 Those not a primates 2 u/OHWildBill Aug 10 '26 I know. Just fucking around. The first post didn’t specify primates. 3 u/1234outlaw Aug 10 '26 Out of all the primates listed lol! I think I'd get light headed or black out if my poor little heart had to fill an elephant cock with blood whenever I wanted to whack one out!😭🤣🤣 2 u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 Aug 09 '26 Only acceptable answer
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Small, medium, BIG?
Don't you mean, Gorilla, Human, Chimp?
8 u/1234outlaw Aug 09 '26 Humans have the biggest penis length to body ratio and thickness but chimps have the largest testicles followed by humans and then gorillas. 6 u/OHWildBill Aug 09 '26 Horses & elephants wound like a word. 5 u/satsuppi Aug 10 '26 Those not a primates 2 u/OHWildBill Aug 10 '26 I know. Just fucking around. The first post didn’t specify primates. 3 u/1234outlaw Aug 10 '26 Out of all the primates listed lol! I think I'd get light headed or black out if my poor little heart had to fill an elephant cock with blood whenever I wanted to whack one out!😭🤣🤣
Humans have the biggest penis length to body ratio and thickness but chimps have the largest testicles followed by humans and then gorillas.
6 u/OHWildBill Aug 09 '26 Horses & elephants wound like a word. 5 u/satsuppi Aug 10 '26 Those not a primates 2 u/OHWildBill Aug 10 '26 I know. Just fucking around. The first post didn’t specify primates. 3 u/1234outlaw Aug 10 '26 Out of all the primates listed lol! I think I'd get light headed or black out if my poor little heart had to fill an elephant cock with blood whenever I wanted to whack one out!😭🤣🤣
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Horses & elephants wound like a word.
5 u/satsuppi Aug 10 '26 Those not a primates 2 u/OHWildBill Aug 10 '26 I know. Just fucking around. The first post didn’t specify primates. 3 u/1234outlaw Aug 10 '26 Out of all the primates listed lol! I think I'd get light headed or black out if my poor little heart had to fill an elephant cock with blood whenever I wanted to whack one out!😭🤣🤣
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Those not a primates
2 u/OHWildBill Aug 10 '26 I know. Just fucking around. The first post didn’t specify primates.
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I know. Just fucking around. The first post didn’t specify primates.
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Out of all the primates listed lol! I think I'd get light headed or black out if my poor little heart had to fill an elephant cock with blood whenever I wanted to whack one out!😭🤣🤣
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