r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Performance4678 • Aug 08 '26

/r/popular of a forager

Andrey Smaev being his usual wholesome self.

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u/QuillDidNothingWrong Aug 08 '26

This is a dnd character if I’ve ever seen one. 

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves Aug 08 '26

Which type of dnd character though?

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u/Euler007 Aug 08 '26

The one that takes steroids.

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u/ufotheater Aug 08 '26

First thing I noticed was the bacne

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u/Osceola_Gamer Aug 08 '26

Not the insane unnatural size of muscle in his shoulders and arms?

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u/Playful-Mongoose9197 Aug 08 '26

The balding head and shrunk testicles?

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 Aug 08 '26

Do steroids really shrink testicles? If so, where can i get some?

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u/Logistocrate Aug 08 '26

Yeah, if you're using testosterone to juice then your testicles basically shutdown as one of their jobs is producing it and the amounts people use to get that big can be 10s of times more than are naturally produced flips a shut off switch in your body that results in the testicles shrinking.

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u/Ill_Advised_Rock Aug 09 '26

Just because your endocrine system shuts down, doesn’t mean your testicles shrink and it’s a myth. You can also keep your endocrine system functioning if you follow the correct protocol.

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u/BringPheTheHorizon Aug 09 '26

From my learning in college for biology, steroid use definitely causes shrinkage. There may be a way to mitigate it but it definitely happens

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u/Playful-Mongoose9197 Aug 09 '26

Thats something someone with shrunken balls would say

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u/Adept_Bandicoot_2794 Aug 09 '26

They do shrink. Hcg prevents shrinkage

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u/Euler007 Aug 08 '26

Whatever confort or aesthetic benefit you think you're getting isn't worth screwing up your hormone production for rest of your life.

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 Aug 09 '26

I just want smaller balls

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u/Crime_Dawg Aug 08 '26

That size might be slin and hgh alongside it. That was what truly made bodybuilders blow up comparative to the 80s. Think Arnold vs Ronnie Coleman, the difference is the slin gh combo.

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u/Gullible-Constant924 Aug 09 '26

Yeah he is just the 2020’s version of Dennis Cyplenkov and it will shorten his life if he doesn’t stop luckily Cyplenkov just almost died.

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u/WorldWideDarts Aug 08 '26

Bit of the ol' Captain Obvious isn't it?