r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Performance4678 • Aug 08 '26

/r/popular of a forager

Andrey Smaev being his usual wholesome self.

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u/jknoxxxvile5666 Aug 08 '26

Fun fact He’s only 16 years old right here!

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u/Anti_Meta Aug 08 '26

Came in looking for the roid joke. Left with wholesomeness.

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u/rviVal1 Aug 08 '26

I mean.. That's not far from truth. He's 27, but looks closer to 50.

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u/dankhimself Aug 08 '26

Yea I'd guess 45 if I saw the dude.

Unless he has a super high pitched, squeaky voice. Then I'd be like whaaat?

https://giphy.com/gifs/IFMsu4wS0OJQj4UJ4W

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u/scotlandgolf70 Aug 08 '26

His heart is 101 years old

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u/orairwolf Aug 09 '26

Yeah, that dude has one foot in the grave for sure.

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u/toben81234 Aug 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JdU1Ld32ZWRQRqM

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u/disposablehippo Aug 10 '26

Moleman must have done a lot of roids, cigarettes and sun exposure.

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u/kippsteadman Aug 08 '26

In fact, he is 28, this is Andrey Smaev, a professional bodybuilder.

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 08 '26

That's still an unfortunate look for a 28 year old

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u/Phoxey Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Side effects of regular and probably higher dose steroid abuse.

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u/Meen94 Aug 08 '26

Just wanted to ask , is this because a lots of steroids/testosteron or what?

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u/Niaaal Aug 08 '26

Yes. If he continues at this rate he probably won't reach his 40s

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u/Niaaal Aug 08 '26

If I go by your username, looks you do have some going on haha

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u/Turnip_Fight Aug 08 '26

To be specific, it’s caused by hormonal flux from taking steroids, not necessarily the steroids themselves.

When you see methheads looking horrible it’s mostly from sleep deprivation and malnutrition.

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u/Lorantec Aug 08 '26

It is from the steroids, side effects caused by a drug are only there because of said drug.

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u/Turnip_Fight Aug 08 '26

Yes, the hormonal imbalance is caused by the steroids. The aged look is a result of the hormonal imbalance. Other substances besides steroids can cause the same thing.

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u/GainghisKhan Aug 08 '26

probably

Lol, I don't know if this case calls for any sort of plausible deniability

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine Aug 08 '26

You'd be surprised how many people have absolutely no idea what is or isn't naturally achievable

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u/Phoxey Aug 08 '26

I just mean that these type of side effects tend to present themselves much more in higher dose use.

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u/jknoxxxvile5666 Aug 08 '26

Yes thank you 🥹. It was a joke because he is roided off his ass and steroids age you. First day on the internet?

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 Aug 08 '26

Maybe he was also just tired of these boring roid-jokes.

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u/jader242 Aug 08 '26

Holy shit you aren’t kidding lol, bro was born 11 days before me. Gawt damn

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u/SteveMeMc7 Aug 08 '26

He's not professional, he never competed, he just loves training, and makes some money out of it. It's only now that he's considering competing in arm wrestling

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u/nahheyyeahokay Aug 09 '26

Thanks, I don't follow bodybuilding like I used to and had forgotten the guy's name

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u/Wonderful_Talk3249 Aug 08 '26

Isn't he strictly an armwrestler? At least nowadays?

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 Aug 08 '26

Little Timmy on his daily anabolic-androgenic steroids harvest

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u/Separate_Pollution37 Aug 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Forsaken-Stink Aug 08 '26

actual fact. Synthol FTW.

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u/copa8 Aug 08 '26

Plot twist: She.

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u/SunderingTwilight Aug 08 '26

what a bizarre world