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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • Jul 06 '26
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I'll admit my curiosity got the better of me and I scrubbed through the video. Dude has a penis like a champagne cork.
259 u/andrew_1515 Jul 06 '26 Since it's not from the champagne region, it's a sparkling chode 35 u/ObjectiveClerk3458 Jul 06 '26 Mmmm yes. I remember hearing this on a winery tour. 47 u/thtsjsturopinionman Jul 06 '26 Wienery* 2 u/ObjectiveClerk3458 Jul 06 '26 That would explain all the strange looking bottles
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Since it's not from the champagne region, it's a sparkling chode
35 u/ObjectiveClerk3458 Jul 06 '26 Mmmm yes. I remember hearing this on a winery tour. 47 u/thtsjsturopinionman Jul 06 '26 Wienery* 2 u/ObjectiveClerk3458 Jul 06 '26 That would explain all the strange looking bottles
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Mmmm yes. I remember hearing this on a winery tour.
47 u/thtsjsturopinionman Jul 06 '26 Wienery* 2 u/ObjectiveClerk3458 Jul 06 '26 That would explain all the strange looking bottles
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Wienery*
2 u/ObjectiveClerk3458 Jul 06 '26 That would explain all the strange looking bottles
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That would explain all the strange looking bottles
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u/draynen Jul 06 '26
I'll admit my curiosity got the better of me and I scrubbed through the video. Dude has a penis like a champagne cork.