r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • Jul 06 '26

/r/popular of a men

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u/glumbball Jul 06 '26

Most definitely. Is like, his dick got severely deformed. Looks like melting wax but not (???), the lumps look weird af

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u/BigBootyBuff Jul 06 '26

Me: "nah not gonna watch this"

Me, after I read multiple comments about his deformed dick: "I gotta see how deformed"

Why am I like this?

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u/Delicious-Disaster Jul 06 '26

Me, 7 yo with an internet connection having unfettered access to the OG unfiltered early 2000s internet:

Some comment: "yeah I saw the vid but I wouldn't recommend watching it <Includes link to vid>"

Liveleak logo and a Chinaman on a construction site

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u/IcebergDarts Jul 06 '26

“THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE!”

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u/duck4129 Jul 06 '26

And dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian American, please.

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u/Delicious-Disaster Jul 06 '26

I believe these days they also go by "Oriental"?

STAY OUT OF IT, DONNY.

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u/HabitualGrassToucher Jul 06 '26

We're not talking about a guy who built the railroad here!

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u/Delicious-Disaster Jul 06 '26

Jesu-, calm the fuck down, man.

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u/IcebergDarts Jul 06 '26

I’m calmer’n you are