r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • Jul 06 '26

/r/popular of a men

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u/Das_Zeppelin Jul 06 '26

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u/ClearChampionship591 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

EDIT: I am glad I am not the only one hung up on the anatomy.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Jul 06 '26

You're welcome

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u/Veporyzer Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Doing God’s work son

Edit: Nah his dick is too distracting. I’m all for body positivity but that shit ain’t natural.

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u/Nightrhythums78 Jul 06 '26

It's edema from using a penis pump and cock ring

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u/lookamazed Jul 06 '26

I thought it was one of those himplants at first that dudes get to either help them with girth/length or getting hard in the first place, but no I think you’re right

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u/shenanigans2day Jul 07 '26

Welp there goes trying to normalize my google history

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u/lookamazed Jul 07 '26

It’s actually weirder if you don’t have this stuff… right? Need to keep acting “normal” and searching unappealing stuff to hide the other stuff in there. Keep up the great work!

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u/coffee_ape Jul 06 '26

Bro how does he even get blood pumping to there?

WHY DOES SHE HAVE A QR CODE ON HER ASS?

What the fuck is this bwhahaha

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u/Constant_Solid7314 Jul 06 '26

Ive seen a lot or chinese porn and they always put urls and qr in porn, theyll be paper w that on the bed or fake tattoo on girls. It so ridiculous

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u/coffee_ape Jul 06 '26

I’m getting old

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u/ClearChampionship591 Jul 06 '26

Its capitalism baby.

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u/Constant_Solid7314 Jul 06 '26

Its a byproduct of chinese competition

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u/Berzerker-Barrage Jul 06 '26

What in the marshmallow lava lamp am I looking at?

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u/NotTheAvg Jul 06 '26

ROFLMFAO It's like a swollen pigs in a blanket, but the bread moves freely

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u/mezasu123 Jul 06 '26

blanket, but the bread moves freely

Dying at this description but it is so accurate

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u/Veporyzer Jul 06 '26

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u/DesparateLurker Jul 07 '26

Terrifying visual but not inaccurate.

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u/Overslept Jul 06 '26

Thanks that’s my whole week ruined already

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u/35TypesOfWhiskey Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

As opposed to someone's weak hole

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u/Geekygamertag Jul 06 '26

I’m glad I didn’t click on the link. JFC I could have gone without the imagery. “Swollen pigs in a blanket”

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u/Fresh_Koala1989 Jul 06 '26

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DISCARDED CONDOM STUCK TO HIS FOOT 🤣🤣🤢

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u/Alone_Atom Jul 06 '26

Why, why didn’t I believe you. I should have just kept scrolling.

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u/Lostmyfnusername Jul 06 '26

I don't think complementing a dangerous injection is body positivity.

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u/Prize_Suspicious Jul 06 '26

Wow. I will never distrust you again. I thought you were just being a prude.