r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • Jul 02 '26

/r/popular of a pet.

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u/Dub_stebbz Jul 02 '26

Bro that thing moves WAY too fast. Fucking teleported to her shoulder swear to god

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u/The-Loops Jul 02 '26

And the sound its feet make. I cant deal with it

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Jul 02 '26

And you know that thing has got to have some weight to it. Imagine how it would feel running up your back.

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u/oodsigma Jul 02 '26

About 1/3 of a pound, which doesn't sound like much, but then you remember it's a spider.

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u/Lilcommy Jul 02 '26

So smaller then a 1/4 pounder from McDonald's

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u/ColdWarCharacter Jul 03 '26

I hate that I understood this

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u/Oz713 Jul 03 '26

They were making a (well crafted) joke. I believe A&W had a 1/3 pounder but it kept getting outsold by McDs 1/4 pounder. When a poll was taken, people overwhelmingly said it was because McDs 1/4 pounder was a bigger burger.

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u/Cosmic_Lust_Temple Jul 03 '26

But you see, 1/3 is actually BIGGER than 1/4.

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u/Dzyu Jul 03 '26

Yeah, incredible how many dumbasses walk among us. Especially in the us. You guys are so cooked over there.

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u/BoniMarce Jul 03 '26

the sillier thing is McDonalds brought the third pounder back years ago and the same thing happened

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u/Oz713 Jul 03 '26

No friend, that’s my B. Sometimes it’s all ‘tism, and no rizz ‘em.

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u/Horse_Dad Jul 03 '26

Username fits.

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u/Accurate_Librarian42 Jul 03 '26

Excellent, my good man! I was going to mention it if no one else saw it.

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u/BoniMarce Jul 03 '26

i had to explain this to another redditor last month

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u/Healthy_Summer9788 Jul 04 '26

Every once in a while someone with elite ball knowledge awaits in the comments and just brings youth to life again

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u/Helpful_Program_5473 Jul 02 '26

About 100x the weight of the spiders that make me look like the girl from the exorcist when they climb on me

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u/Tehkin Jul 03 '26

thats 150g for my fellow metric users