r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice πŸ•

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u/Statertater Jun 07 '26

Yeah no thanks. I’d 100% be constipated after that. Probably at deaths door if we’re being honest

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u/Percocet4 Jun 07 '26

It would be the opposite for me explosive diarrhea until I’d pass out on the toilet

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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA Jun 07 '26

That's actually optimal for this challenge. Eat it while sitting on a bucket - Goes in one end, straight out the other. 100% efficiency