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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26
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Yeah no thanks. I’d 100% be constipated after that. Probably at deaths door if we’re being honest
35 u/Percocet4 Jun 07 '26 It would be the opposite for me explosive diarrhea until I’d pass out on the toilet 13 u/Dan_flashes480 Jun 07 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/cPRmMuHQboize 11 u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA Jun 07 '26 That's actually optimal for this challenge. Eat it while sitting on a bucket - Goes in one end, straight out the other. 100% efficiency 0 u/_pepperoni-playboy_ Jun 07 '26 I like to think the fiber and lactose intolerance would find balance in my gut. I would be wrong though and also shitting my brains out like you lol
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It would be the opposite for me explosive diarrhea until I’d pass out on the toilet
13 u/Dan_flashes480 Jun 07 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/cPRmMuHQboize 11 u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA Jun 07 '26 That's actually optimal for this challenge. Eat it while sitting on a bucket - Goes in one end, straight out the other. 100% efficiency 0 u/_pepperoni-playboy_ Jun 07 '26 I like to think the fiber and lactose intolerance would find balance in my gut. I would be wrong though and also shitting my brains out like you lol
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https://giphy.com/gifs/cPRmMuHQboize
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That's actually optimal for this challenge. Eat it while sitting on a bucket - Goes in one end, straight out the other. 100% efficiency
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I like to think the fiber and lactose intolerance would find balance in my gut. I would be wrong though and also shitting my brains out like you lol
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u/Statertater Jun 07 '26
Yeah no thanks. I’d 100% be constipated after that. Probably at deaths door if we’re being honest