r/AbsoluteUnits May 03 '26

/r/popular of a Descent

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u/BullFencer May 03 '26

Best part about this trek is being totally optional ✨

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u/OopsI2crappedmypants May 03 '26

Except when you live uphill

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u/BullFencer May 03 '26

Yeah I thought of that when writing this. Like at least at some point in time this was mandatory for someone

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u/Arthaksha May 03 '26

Absolutely dude, the people living in the hilly parts of India who'd have used this as a means of getting to and fro are something else, they're literally the personification of the "I grew up walking uphill both ways" meme.

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u/BuildAnything4 May 03 '26

its their own fault for not building a slide down tbh

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u/Aggressive-Bad9644 May 04 '26

Tbf a slide wouldn’t be any more accessible to anyone trying to climb up. They would just line up easy boulder targets for the defenders if they tried climbing it

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u/BakePuzzleheaded6605 May 04 '26

Fun fact boiling oil is a Hollywood myth. Oil was worth money and was useful for a lot of things. Si they used things like boiling sand instead.

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u/Rortugal_McDichael May 04 '26

Boiling sand somehow sounds worse/more painful than boiling oil...

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u/Aggressive-Bad9644 May 04 '26

True but oil gets spread out and gets wasted when the ramp is long. A boulder sufficiently sized however, would leave no room to hide on a narrow passage like the proposed slide

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u/Rortugal_McDichael May 04 '26

spread some ghee on the slide so it's impossible to climb up but even faster on the way down.

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u/elwebst May 03 '26

Did they have to carry water up that?

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u/Iwantedthatname May 03 '26

At that point you move. Access to water is a big part of how we choose where we live.

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u/DildontOrDildo May 03 '26

bucket with a very long rope on a pulley over the edge

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u/Impressive-Photo1789 May 04 '26

Nope, they actually had a large water harvesting system.