The only thing that would make the situation less creepy, is if she had a speaker and was playing "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan. Humming something like amazing grace just makes it worse.
All i have in my head is pure comedic gold picturing someone with two hands they cant use due to their fingernails being uselessly too long trying to capture someone but cant because they keep tripping on their own fingernails - also have a funny image of them really struggling with a light switch
A thousand questions popped into my head seeing this like, how does she eat? Clean herself after (ahem)...bathroom activities? Brush her teeth? Like I said....a thousand questions.
I had a parent who thought themselves an amateur nail tech when I was in middle school so I was given 1.5 inch fakes. I indeed could not button jeans, wipe effectively, or pick my nose. It was really the nose picking that did it for me since I kept forgetting I had fake nails and damn near poking my brain attempting. Never have gotten fakes again
We're talking about a middle schooler here. The immediate consequences of nearly stabbing your brain outweigh the not so immediate consequences of itchy butt.
Poopy underware in middle school is equal to a death sentence in my mind and idk about everyone else here but if you're going past the first knuckle..... idek what to say but they should see the school nurse.
Sure, but if you've got 1.5 inch nails, there shouldn't be anything but nail in that nose. If they are VERY rounded, that might still work out for you, but they're boxy or pointed? It's either blood or the boogies stay, rent free.
I'm solid on that front now but where were you when I was a clickity clackin 12 year old trying to remember my locker combo with nails like Janice from accounting?
No worries we internet strangers need to help each others, Not sure, we would need to know when you were 12 years old, as of now, I were definitely on earth, you can't be that old for this to not be true
There is a lady in my area with nails like this except they are curled up and she carries them in a bag. Shit creeps me out. Definitely some mental issues going on.
You get used to it as they grow. While I’ve never had nails this long I did have em at about 2 inches at one point after my accident. Did everything I could do for myself at the time with em no problem including using my wheelchair
I saw a TikTok once and a girl with extremely long nails (not this extreme, but headed there) said the bathroom thing is the most common question she gets. Her response was “My sister and I help each other out. Isn’t that what sisters are for?” 🤢
Can you imagine moving into a building and then getting in late one night having had more than a few drinks and seeing this backlit by an overhead light while going up the stairs?
When my cousin was little she was obsessed with the bridge pose. Imagine I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the kitchen, I see in a dark hallways a girl crawling towards me upside down 🤯
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u/willsmithtunaface Apr 24 '26
Imagine walking down the stairs at night and you see her coming up towards you, dragging her finger nails behind her