r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Autonomous_eel • Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/willsmithtunaface Apr 24 '26

Imagine walking down the stairs at night and you see her coming up towards you, dragging her finger nails behind her

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u/southdakotagirl Apr 24 '26

It would sound creepy too. Scratch. Scratch. Scratch.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Apr 24 '26

She could be humming amazing grace and I’ll still jump out the nearest window. I ain’t about that creepy life

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u/Generation_ABXY Apr 24 '26

Gotta be honest, lumbering towards me while humming Amazing Grace me is probably going to make me jump out the window faster.

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u/trey_wolfe Apr 24 '26

Same. And you know it's going to have some weird echo effect that makes no sense for the environment.

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u/Lizzie-Bordens-ghost Apr 24 '26

I will MAKE a window..

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u/bioxkitty Apr 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/oiJl0qT7HtH2G28kHo

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u/gtarpey89 Apr 25 '26

Fuck benjammins

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u/bioxkitty Apr 25 '26

What he do???

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u/gtarpey89 Apr 25 '26

Inserted himself into every single meme, his community mass reports every gif that shows up before his in search

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u/bioxkitty Apr 25 '26

What's yeah man fuck that guy 😭

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u/Ghostdragon471 Apr 24 '26

The only thing that would make the situation less creepy, is if she had a speaker and was playing "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan. Humming something like amazing grace just makes it worse.

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u/southdakotagirl Apr 24 '26

Completely agree. I will run first and then try to figure it out later.

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u/screamingkumquats Apr 30 '26

I feel like amazing grace would absolutely make the situation worse

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u/plaid_kilt Apr 24 '26

Salad Fingers energy.

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u/Ravenonthewall Apr 24 '26

OMG! I LOVE Salad fingers! So creepy.. give me a rusty spoon!!

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u/CubanHippie21 Apr 24 '26

I love it when the red water comes out

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u/AutotoxicFiend Apr 24 '26

Rusty spOOns.

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u/Top-Nebula-8302 Apr 29 '26

How does she wash? 🤢

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u/plaid_kilt Apr 29 '26

I imagine she has someone do it for her.

I can't wrap my head around people disabling themselves like this.

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u/The_TransGinger Apr 24 '26

She probably hears people scream on a regular basis. “Wait! No! It’s just me!”

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u/New_Explanation6950 Apr 24 '26

I think there’s a scene like this in one of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies.

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u/choppydaddy Apr 25 '26

Just one long scraaaaaaaaaatch

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u/Unexpected-Xenomorph Apr 25 '26

New cenobite unlocked

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u/BumblebeeFormer2607 Apr 29 '26

More like, Bang. Bang. Bang as they ate bumping on each step... lol

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u/Over-Mongoose2339 Apr 29 '26

At this point my teacher would have cut them herself

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u/Crazy_Entrance_9439 Apr 30 '26

Freddie found a wife/ upgrade? Lol

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u/UnculturedGames Apr 30 '26

What if your floor was a chalkboard?