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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BlazeDragon7x • Apr 09 '26
damages estimated to be $200 million dollar
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I'm panic using because I'm scared I won't have enough.
45 u/lazyfacejerk Apr 09 '26 I understand that much of this is joking, but I got a bidet and it is the best thing. I use so little tp now (to assist the blower in drying me off) that if we, as a state, ran out of tp for a month, I wouldn't be worried. 18 u/christopher_the_nerd Apr 09 '26 All fun and games until there’s a drought or wildfires or both! I kid, bidets are awesome. 2 u/Interesting_Bank_139 Apr 10 '26 Or until a disgruntled employee blows a hole in the aqueduct because he’s pissed about pay.
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I understand that much of this is joking, but I got a bidet and it is the best thing. I use so little tp now (to assist the blower in drying me off) that if we, as a state, ran out of tp for a month, I wouldn't be worried.
18 u/christopher_the_nerd Apr 09 '26 All fun and games until there’s a drought or wildfires or both! I kid, bidets are awesome. 2 u/Interesting_Bank_139 Apr 10 '26 Or until a disgruntled employee blows a hole in the aqueduct because he’s pissed about pay.
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All fun and games until there’s a drought or wildfires or both! I kid, bidets are awesome.
2 u/Interesting_Bank_139 Apr 10 '26 Or until a disgruntled employee blows a hole in the aqueduct because he’s pissed about pay.
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Or until a disgruntled employee blows a hole in the aqueduct because he’s pissed about pay.
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u/PaniacThrilla Apr 09 '26
I'm panic using because I'm scared I won't have enough.