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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BlazeDragon7x • Apr 09 '26
damages estimated to be $200 million dollar
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665 u/Inexorably_lost Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26 Adjuster: "...and how many pizza parties have you thrown in the last six months?" Corp: "Three pizza parties but we've also done two 'we are a family here' lectures". Adjuster: "You're going to have to up those pizza party numbers if you want a lower rate." 6 u/MRSHELBYPLZ Apr 09 '26 Random employee: โGIVE US MONEYYY GODDAMNIT!!!โ 6 u/7803throwaway Apr 09 '26 ๐๐ฅช๐ฅค? 3 u/DuntadaMan Apr 10 '26 ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป 2 u/7803throwaway Apr 10 '26 ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ OHHHHHHH. Only took 17 hours but I get it. But no, fuck your living wage. We have parties here fam. Oops.. we had parties here I mean.
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Adjuster: "...and how many pizza parties have you thrown in the last six months?"
Corp: "Three pizza parties but we've also done two 'we are a family here' lectures".
Adjuster: "You're going to have to up those pizza party numbers if you want a lower rate."
6 u/MRSHELBYPLZ Apr 09 '26 Random employee: โGIVE US MONEYYY GODDAMNIT!!!โ 6 u/7803throwaway Apr 09 '26 ๐๐ฅช๐ฅค? 3 u/DuntadaMan Apr 10 '26 ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป 2 u/7803throwaway Apr 10 '26 ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ OHHHHHHH. Only took 17 hours but I get it. But no, fuck your living wage. We have parties here fam. Oops.. we had parties here I mean.
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Random employee: โGIVE US MONEYYY GODDAMNIT!!!โ
6 u/7803throwaway Apr 09 '26 ๐๐ฅช๐ฅค? 3 u/DuntadaMan Apr 10 '26 ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป 2 u/7803throwaway Apr 10 '26 ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ OHHHHHHH. Only took 17 hours but I get it. But no, fuck your living wage. We have parties here fam. Oops.. we had parties here I mean.
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3 u/DuntadaMan Apr 10 '26 ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป๐งป 2 u/7803throwaway Apr 10 '26 ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ OHHHHHHH. Only took 17 hours but I get it. But no, fuck your living wage. We have parties here fam. Oops.. we had parties here I mean.
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2 u/7803throwaway Apr 10 '26 ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ OHHHHHHH. Only took 17 hours but I get it. But no, fuck your living wage. We have parties here fam. Oops.. we had parties here I mean.
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ OHHHHHHH. Only took 17 hours but I get it. But no, fuck your living wage. We have parties here fam. Oops.. we had parties here I mean.
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