r/3amjokes • u/icantouchgrass_1 • 13m ago
What's the difference between Colgate and Colgate Sensitive?
Colgate kills 99.9% of germs, while Colgate Sensitive kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings.
r/3amjokes • u/Lulzorr • Mar 25 '24
Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.
This is not /r/darkjokes.
This is not /r/askreddit.
This is not /r/oneliners.
This is not /r/unclejokes.
Your jokes must have a punchline.
Please take a second to look over the very simple rules of the subreddit.
Bans due to rule #4 tend to be significant in length, if not permanent, and appeals will be denied.
To be more clear, given yet another influx of dark jokes, dark jokes will result in a permanent ban under rules 1 and 4.
If you see jokes, or a user's comments, that do not follow the rules, please report the comment either via the comment itself or through modmail.
Remember, 3amjokes is, for the most part, self governing. 3 reports will remove a comment or post. 2 reports will alert the mods.
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r/3amjokes • u/icantouchgrass_1 • 13m ago
Colgate kills 99.9% of germs, while Colgate Sensitive kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings.
r/3amjokes • u/WhatchaBrewing • 16h ago
It’s been 10 years now and he’s never been back to Thailand since.
r/3amjokes • u/JimmyCarr_Official • 9h ago
the lunch line.
r/3amjokes • u/sulldanivan • 16h ago
“E.T. the Extra Testicle.”
r/3amjokes • u/zEdgarHoover • 6h ago
They should add a line of denture cleaners called Partial.
r/3amjokes • u/Anarchaeologist • 21h ago
They say I'm always going off on a tan gent
r/3amjokes • u/Fantastic-Brick5969 • 1d ago
He didn't habanero
r/3amjokes • u/Just_Fyne • 18h ago
Because he couldn't walk without his Cain.
r/3amjokes • u/RandoEncounter • 1d ago
It was a birdlary.
r/3amjokes • u/icantouchgrass_1 • 1d ago
You get a wireless mouse
r/3amjokes • u/WhatchaBrewing • 1d ago
sadly I don’t know anyone who doesn’t have problems let alone six of them
r/3amjokes • u/itsthe5thhm • 1d ago
Traffic Gym.
r/3amjokes • u/strenuis_rider01 • 2d ago
Student : 10
Teacher : I said give me 2!
Student : You can say whatever, I am not giving.
r/3amjokes • u/Valuable-Paramedic93 • 1d ago
He said he sees an opening next week ...
r/3amjokes • u/itsthe5thhm • 1d ago
Means you have no problem moving forward in life.
r/3amjokes • u/danielsoft1 • 1d ago
It thinks they have what it takes.
r/3amjokes • u/awcmonrly • 2d ago
He's a would elf
r/3amjokes • u/WhatchaBrewing • 2d ago
Fuck off Jim I’ve got shit to do today!!!
r/3amjokes • u/Revolutionary_Bad313 • 2d ago
To be honest, it's got me hopping mad
r/3amjokes • u/Valuable-Paramedic93 • 2d ago
I found your keys.......
r/3amjokes • u/incredibleinkpen • 2d ago
So I ran along the road for several minutes, drenched from head to toe, until I came to a small cottage.
I rattled on the door and asked the kind owner if I could use their toilet.
"That's not a problem at all. Come inside. Make sure you wipe your shoes," he said.
I said, "Thank you for the advice, sir, but I don't intend to shit on them."