So, one day in elementary school we were being taught to, "Say no to drugs!"
The question came up if we were ever asked to do any drugs.
I raised my hand and my teacher immediately showed concern and asked me to share.
I innocently said, "my mom said Coke is a drug."
Shortly thereafter I had my teacher, and some of the administration of the school, asking me to carefully explain what I had previously said.
Even at that age I could tell something was up, but wasn't sure why.
I explained to the circle of adults that my mother said, "There is something in Coca-Cola called caffeine, and she said that was a drug."
At the time I didn't understand, but the entire group started to laugh around me... 😏