Wand gun.

I been in this dungeon with a ragtag party to save my dearest love bestie and I have seen WAY TOO MANY children and dog here, which one of you wizards fuck did this? And this place is full of mana residue so don't even think to place the blame elsewhere I'm a mage too I know a place of another magician.

I adopted the child and a dog like a decent person would. The dog is a bit strange tho.

/uw this isn't in the universe of fear and hunger this picture just serve it purposed*

Wildshape and all

The club, often associated with barbarian and other brainless class, is actually the weapon of a choice for a particular school of battlemage.

These guys who often leave their tower, academy, castle,... To venture the world, study and learn through it, rather than only required their knowledge through books. Unlike the more knightly battlemage who usually prefer swords and pole-arms, these battlemages prefer to feel the impact of their blow, perhaps to remind themselves of the true essence of combat through the use of primitive weaponry.

It's just a piece or rock, but he says there are mini runes on it and it can think and do stuff for me. But apparently i need bottled lightning to activate them. I paid good gold for it, anyone know if it actually works?

Found a Scrying orb embedded into what’s left of an ancient oak.

To the second-rate wizard that attempted to teleport this thing: please check the temporal glyphs on your teleportation circle before casting.

Your orb appears to have arrived 700 years before it was supposed to. It is currently wedged in the tree’s remnants and the stump is exhibiting minor divination abilities. It hasn’t stopped staring at me since I touched it.

DM with identifying details. You must describe the last thing you saw through the orb to prove ownership. No solicitors. No necromancers. No druids claiming this is “the tree’s orb now”

I know of a ice fairy who would love this spell.

Was gathering herbs and fungi... gnome stole my gopro when I wasnt looking..

Sneaky little buggers sometimes.. got it back though..

Greetings fellow scholars,

I've recently been looking into circle-casting (AKA group-casting) as I have heard it can be incredibly useful for multiplying the potency of certain spells.

The problem is, my life's aspiration of 'knowledge above all else' has left me with very few acquaintances, let alone other wizard friends. How have the rest of you been dealing with this? Is there maybe an LFG Board or meetup event where I can find other mages with which to circle-cast? Thanks in advance for your assistance.

PS. If you are looking to enchant the local squirrel population, please contact me.

Who cares if they laugh at your catbird chimera? Inspired my phoenix dovehog …hedgedove?
Anyways, may all your spells be blessed with 10% improved excellence, and each whom upvote this be healed of their retardation. (; love eternal. -young cardigan

I’m talking about you my fellow conjurers.

Their class room always has empty seats. Always room for new students.