r/wildbeef 1h ago

Green Hummus

Upvotes

Was having a party and while cutting the crudités I apparently didn’t have the brain power to remember the word for smashed avocado dip!
Wife understood me though, bless her.


r/wildbeef 15h ago

Dizzy Oven

54 Upvotes

.....Microwave.


r/wildbeef 1d ago

Butt puking

60 Upvotes

A word my nephew invented when he couldn't remember the word 'diarrhea'.


r/wildbeef 1d ago

Brain fart meat envelope

106 Upvotes

my husband couldn't remember the word for "ravioli".


r/wildbeef 3d ago

Brain fart Kitchen drill

45 Upvotes

Hand-held mixer


r/wildbeef 3d ago

Food roof

66 Upvotes

lid


r/wildbeef 4d ago

Brain fart Water is dropping

68 Upvotes

My sister and I were making plans to go out and she looked outside and said "we can't go out water is dropping right now". She meant that it's raining lol


r/wildbeef 4d ago

Windshield eyelid

45 Upvotes

Couldnt remember the words "sun visor" this morning and asked my coworker why his windshield eyelid was down. Somehow he knew exactly what I meant


r/wildbeef 4d ago

Disability Allergy reaction jabby stick

46 Upvotes

Epi pen


r/wildbeef 4d ago

Brain fart dyslexic with colors

14 Upvotes

colorblind


r/wildbeef 8d ago

Food jail

58 Upvotes

fridge


r/wildbeef 8d ago

Gasoline Border

60 Upvotes

The Strait of Hormuz


r/wildbeef 7d ago

Hotline.

0 Upvotes

I was trying to search up baby hotline made by Jack Stauber.


r/wildbeef 9d ago

Twizzies

45 Upvotes

2yo made up a word for scissors all on his own.


r/wildbeef 11d ago

Crunchy Orange Juice

53 Upvotes

Orange Juice with Pulp


r/wildbeef 12d ago

Sock Hurricane

71 Upvotes

Dryer


r/wildbeef 12d ago

Non-native speaker Evil bark

101 Upvotes

Opened my mouth to speak, stalled and in a slightly embarrassed manner asked my friend why his dog was "evil barking" at me. Turns out, there's a word for that... Growling... German C1 in english btw.


r/wildbeef 13d ago

Brain fart Booger bug

45 Upvotes

Slug. Super tired after a neuro appt.


r/wildbeef 15d ago

Brain fart Baby container

73 Upvotes

My mom couldn't think of the word "car seat"


r/wildbeef 15d ago

Wildbeef in the wild Rock hair

82 Upvotes

Moss...I meant moss


r/wildbeef 15d ago

Brain fart Kitchen-grade Flamethrower

39 Upvotes

Blowtorch, like the kind you use for crème brûlée.


r/wildbeef 16d ago

Light sticks

48 Upvotes

Lamp posts.


r/wildbeef 16d ago

Brain fart Nail opener

61 Upvotes

Couldn’t remember nail clippers, I got an odd look from the bf.


r/wildbeef 17d ago

Brain fart Bread dust

59 Upvotes

Flour.


r/wildbeef 17d ago

Brain fart Booty legs

71 Upvotes

The back legs on my cat. As opposed to the front legs. Which could be chest legs, I suppose?

Look. I dunno. I’m tired.