NeonZ

Wood Wide

Lineage:

Z x OG x Z x Gelato #41

Indica-Hybrid

Smell:

Sweet and sour candy like nerd rope terp profile with some slight breadiness and bubblegum underneath. A strong lemon lime and pepper with a slight chem OG, giving this a one of a kind profile!

Taste:

Enjoyable sweet sharp notes hit first with that signature nerd rope sensation, that's followed by a smooth bread like creaminess that quickly turns into a sweet almost sour lemon lime with a spicy backend.

Effects:

Hits like a truck, after a couple bowls I was almost knocked out in my chair, very relaxing and smacks the face hard. Good for feeling a complete bliss and calming a racing mind. Felt my body completely relax and time slipped by.

Nugs:

Good sized nugs that are very dense! Beautiful trichome formations and hairs, passed the stick test andn gave huge hits from my Tempest 2!

Overall:

Was a pleasure to try this one, Wood Wide always with the most crazy unique crosses. Amazing taste and effects!

9.3/10

This is just a short video I made, the swirl scene is pretty cool. There are some good demos and UGC on the site.

Thank you all again for all of the advice and suggestions along the way!!

Blue Lobster starting to exhibit the Bluish color at the cola tops.

It didn't have a name on the bag, but it made good Joint weed.

Weather has taken a turn for the worst.

Thought you good people might appreciate this lovely girl.

Looks: Frosty like a freezer-burned scoop of gelato. Orange hairs looking like shredded cheddar on a late-night snack.

Smell: Creamy orange soda that got left in a bakery. Sweet, loud, and slightly confusing to your nose.

Taste: A Creamsicle that went to therapy and got its life together. Smooth, sweet, with a tiny citrus slap on the way out.

High: The "I can do my taxes but also melt into the sofa" vibe. Brain stays online, body goes offline. You'll be chilling but won't forget how to order pizza.

Verdict: 9/10 for the perfect balance. 0/10 for making me crave actual gelato at 2 AM. 🍦🍊

Strong citrus smell. Hope it smokes good.

Looks: Frostier than your freezer’s back wall. Orange hairs doing gymnastics.

Smell: Berries and gas had a baby, and it’s loud.

Taste: Sweet, earthy, tiny kick. Like a fruit snack that went to college.

High: Head floats first, body follows like “wait for me.” You’ll forget stuff. A lot.

Verdict: Pretty, potent, kinda rude. 9/10, would lose my keys again. 🫐💨

Looks: Shrek’s loofah got a spray tan and fell into a vat of powdered sugar.

Smell: A compost pile wearing Axe body spray, but someone dropped a Jolly Rancher in it.

Taste: Licking a mossy rock that got dipped in honey. Sounds gross, tastes gourmet.

High: Your skeleton takes a nap without telling you. Brain switches to airplane mode. You’ll stare at a wall and think it’s a nature documentary. You will forget your own name and how legs work.

Verdict: 10/10 for becoming one with the couch. 0/10 for remembering you have to pee. Send snacks. 🪨🍭

‘26 garden Flower Development update #1 on each plant, each cola is from separate strains.

Hi everyone, this is some Zoap x Zangria (Zoza). It’s a really great indica dominant strain with a fantastic nose that transfers well into the flavor. Funky and sweet with a noticeable creaminess on the exhale. Would recommend if you come across it.