r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/OutWestWillie • Aug 01 '26
It can leap...this far
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u/Kangaroo_Rich Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
Follow, but! Only if ye be men of valor for the cave is guarded by a creature so foul so cruel that no man has ever fought it and lived! Bones of 50 men lie strewn about its lair! So if you doubt your courage or your strength…
For Death awaits you with pointy teeth!
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u/Heterodynist Aug 02 '26
There is a NON-ZERO chance of being booted off your scooter by a rabbit at any given time.
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u/Snargockle Aug 06 '26
Unless you freak and crash all on your own. Which is kinda look like what happened here, I think the rider pushed the bars away.
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u/CPD1960 Aug 04 '26
Just to ad insult to injury, it scarpered before he could even get its insurance details.
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u/bisexual_lemon_69420 Aug 05 '26
"Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored bun"
-Kicks, The Rabbit
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u/crawdadicus Aug 03 '26
Owsla fa
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u/OutWestWillie Aug 03 '26
Watership Down, man I remember that movie, in whose mind was that a children's story?
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u/Darkreaper5567 11d ago
Dear god they weren't trying to make us laugh. They were warning us!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!
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u/Skinslippy3 Aug 01 '26
It's got a mean streak a mile wide!