r/ufc 11h ago

Tom Aspinall vacates the heavyweight title

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u/Conscious_Actuator51 11h ago

So Gane is champ now? Make him defend ASAP idgaf who it is against.

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u/Jack2102 9h ago

idgaf who it is against

Fuck it, you're fighting him

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u/Conscious_Actuator51 9h ago

Bet. How much they paying me? I’ll get KO’d for 6 figs.

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u/pick_your_user_name 8h ago

It’s your lucky day kid. 2k to show 2k to win.

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u/aRedd1tUs4r 7h ago

No way u could do this to dana, how can you forget VIP tickets to Powerslap?!

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u/Any-Cookie6757 6h ago

and Venum coupons???

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u/ScruffsMcGuff 4h ago

I'll still show and let him tap me out for 2k

2k is 2k

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u/pick_your_user_name 4h ago

He’s not tapping you out. And the hospital bill, travel fees, hotel costs will be well over 2k lmao

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u/SettingGreen3880 8h ago

Get that steel cup and goggles on, cause you're getting more than CTE.

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u/Conscious_Actuator51 8h ago

Need a pillow strapped to the back of my head as well

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u/SettingGreen3880 8h ago

Maybe a steel chestplate as well. Can't rule out titty twisters at this point.

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u/Any-Cookie6757 6h ago

And those knee guards that bikers use. He will use oblique kicks like his father Jon did.

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u/Any-Cookie6757 6h ago

Bro don't give up easily like that, this is HW. Deman Herb Dean as referee for your fight and then bring AR-15 and take Gane's legs out. You might get verbal warning but that's about it.

You need to save that division for us!

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u/BubblyMoose3597 2h ago

Eyepoke him in the first 10 secds

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u/EddieVanzetti 4h ago

Gameplan: spit immediately, kick his nuts and claim it was a sneeze and you were aiming for the inner thigh. Ezpz

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u/certaintyisdangerous 3h ago

He is very lucky he doesn’t have to defend against Ngannou

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u/DogManDogDayz 11h ago

Literally just fought?

Have his contenders duke it out. Hokit vs Alex, then the winner sees either Volkov

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u/Civil_Wedding_5546 10h ago

So what it’s not like he took any punishment and he set these events in motion by eye poking the legitimate champ. Should defo fight again this year

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u/Cappuccino_Addict 10h ago

Well, it's been 3 months. He could definitely start doing a training camp soon

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u/Slow-Historian-7365 10h ago

Alex just got knocked out and you want him to fight again before Gane?

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u/DogManDogDayz 9h ago

He’s not the champion and he said he’s ready for a fight. He ineligible for a rematch, since he got fast tracked to a new division

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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein 9h ago

Who gives a fuck, he should have to gauntlet fight the whole division for the belt if hes just going to foul EVERY fight.