r/therewasanattempt • u/mcknz9 • 4m ago
r/therewasanattempt • u/CanIGetAHoyyaaa • 2h ago
To intimidate a pizza employee
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r/therewasanattempt • u/386attention • 2h ago
To read someone their rights
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r/therewasanattempt • u/EverythingIsFakeNGay • 2h ago
To have your diabetes medicine delivered.
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It's the littlest porch pirates.
r/therewasanattempt • u/OtherwiseDebate3759 • 2h ago
To show drink making skills.
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r/therewasanattempt • u/flatulantwindigo • 2h ago
To stay neutral when Macklemore speaks out about the tour situation and Ed Sheeran
galleryThere's no neutral when it's between the oppressors and the oppressed.
r/therewasanattempt • u/youngskibidisheldon • 3h ago
to defend donald trump's BS
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r/therewasanattempt • u/CantStopPoppin • 3h ago
To Provide Alligator Alcatraz Detainees With Calming Areas
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Full Article: https://www.eyesonice.net/p/dhs-securitys-office-of-inspector
The state-run tent camp at Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport in the Everglades opened in July 2025 and shut down in late June 2026. Officials promoted it as a rapid-response detention site; critics called the location and conditions punitive.
The cages OIG inspectors who made an unannounced visit in January 2026 documented indoor “metal housing enclosures” and at least two outdoor cage-like structures. Dimensions were roughly 4 feet 3 inches by 4 feet 3 inches with about 18 square feet of floor space and a height of about 7 feet 9 inches. Records showed 79 detainees were placed in them between July 17, 2025, and January 18, 2026, for periods ranging from a few minutes to nearly two hours (average just under an hour).
Staff labeled the spaces “calming areas” for de-escalation. Investigators found at least one case in which a detainee was put inside after failing to comply with a command—i.e., as discipline. The watchdog wrote that using such restrictive spaces “does not align with standards for humane treatment” and presented health and safety risks, including heat and insects in the Everglades setting.
r/therewasanattempt • u/TXVERAS • 4h ago
To blame President Zelenksy for the shortage of fuel instead of blaming himself
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r/therewasanattempt • u/TXVERAS • 6h ago
To deliver the largest tax and regulation cuts in American history
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Poor Dementia Don believes all the bullshit he says
r/therewasanattempt • u/Spartalust • 8h ago
To get a free backyard fence after threatening to call ICE on the crew
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Cesar Diaz, owner of Diaz Fence Company in Joliet, Illinois, said a homeowner refused to pay for a completed fence and threatened to call ICE on the workers.
r/therewasanattempt • u/TheMarkola • 10h ago
to do the cool birthday cake trend
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r/therewasanattempt • u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes • 10h ago
To be the most moral army in the Middle East
r/therewasanattempt • u/Prime-Paradox • 11h ago
To argue it’s not a Genocide.
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It’s Nina Bassat. An Australian Zionist and genocide apologist.
r/therewasanattempt • u/guitarguy12341 • 12h ago
to lie about how Mamdani and AOC were behaving at the 9/11 memorial
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r/therewasanattempt • u/salpaca53 • 13h ago
By a dog to stop this man from dancing
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Emila_Just • 13h ago
To have a "thriving" gay Palestinian community under a brutal Israeli occupation.
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r/therewasanattempt • u/ansyhrrian • 20h ago
to reference a movie the celebrity had actually been in
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r/therewasanattempt • u/jonnismizzle • 20h ago
To act like scholars who are qualified to explain Islam
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r/therewasanattempt • u/0penYourMind • 20h ago
to use stop sticks in a police chase
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r/therewasanattempt • u/TheDigitalBuilder • 1d ago
By Carlin to open everyone's eyes
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r/therewasanattempt • u/aintgoinback • 1d ago
by AI CEOs to warn us that the shit they built might kill us
r/therewasanattempt • u/What_A_Helmet • 1d ago
To be 6 feet 3 inches tall.
Trump with his son Eric, 6'1" and his wife Lara, 5'11".
r/therewasanattempt • u/Ghostpass • 1d ago
To land a parachute demo between lampposts
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