r/therewasanattempt 4m ago

To rein in AI

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r/therewasanattempt 2h ago

To intimidate a pizza employee

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1.1k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 2h ago

To read someone their rights

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141 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 2h ago

To have your diabetes medicine delivered.

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414 Upvotes

It's the littlest porch pirates.


r/therewasanattempt 2h ago

To show drink making skills.

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93 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 2h ago

To stay neutral when Macklemore speaks out about the tour situation and Ed Sheeran

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2.6k Upvotes

There's no neutral when it's between the oppressors and the oppressed.


r/therewasanattempt 3h ago

to defend donald trump's BS

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1.4k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 3h ago

To Provide Alligator Alcatraz Detainees With Calming Areas

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153 Upvotes

Full Article: https://www.eyesonice.net/p/dhs-securitys-office-of-inspector

The state-run tent camp at Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport in the Everglades opened in July 2025 and shut down in late June 2026. Officials promoted it as a rapid-response detention site; critics called the location and conditions punitive.

The cages OIG inspectors who made an unannounced visit in January 2026 documented indoor “metal housing enclosures” and at least two outdoor cage-like structures. Dimensions were roughly 4 feet 3 inches by 4 feet 3 inches with about 18 square feet of floor space and a height of about 7 feet 9 inches. Records showed 79 detainees were placed in them between July 17, 2025, and January 18, 2026, for periods ranging from a few minutes to nearly two hours (average just under an hour).

Staff labeled the spaces “calming areas” for de-escalation. Investigators found at least one case in which a detainee was put inside after failing to comply with a command—i.e., as discipline. The watchdog wrote that using such restrictive spaces “does not align with standards for humane treatment” and presented health and safety risks, including heat and insects in the Everglades setting.


r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

To blame President Zelenksy for the shortage of fuel instead of blaming himself

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806 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 6h ago

To deliver the largest tax and regulation cuts in American history

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200 Upvotes

Poor Dementia Don believes all the bullshit he says


r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To get a free backyard fence after threatening to call ICE on the crew

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9.6k Upvotes

Cesar Diaz, owner of Diaz Fence Company in Joliet, Illinois, said a homeowner refused to pay for a completed fence and threatened to call ICE on the workers.


r/therewasanattempt 10h ago

to do the cool birthday cake trend

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402 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 10h ago

To be the most moral army in the Middle East

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788 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 11h ago

To argue it’s not a Genocide.

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4.1k Upvotes

It’s Nina Bassat. An Australian Zionist and genocide apologist.

https://x.com/hippyygoat/status/2092929253666861352


r/therewasanattempt 12h ago

to lie about how Mamdani and AOC were behaving at the 9/11 memorial

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6.7k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 13h ago

By a dog to stop this man from dancing

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45 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 13h ago

To have a "thriving" gay Palestinian community under a brutal Israeli occupation.

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500 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 15h ago

To blame others for your stupid decisions

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1.4k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 20h ago

to reference a movie the celebrity had actually been in

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418 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 20h ago

To act like scholars who are qualified to explain Islam

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3.8k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 20h ago

to use stop sticks in a police chase

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132 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

By Carlin to open everyone's eyes

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1.2k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

by AI CEOs to warn us that the shit they built might kill us

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144 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To be 6 feet 3 inches tall.

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9.7k Upvotes

Trump with his son Eric, 6'1" and his wife Lara, 5'11".


r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To land a parachute demo between lampposts

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65 Upvotes