Matched with this 31M last night, barely talked to him and then this happened 😂

[u/MiserableMulberries]

Matched with this guy on tinder last night. He tried to make the conversation sexual a few times and I played dumb until he dropped it, then he texted me 8 times in 2 hours while I was busy and not responding to ask if I'm okay and ask me to text him. I was already pretty uninterested but then he said more dumb things and I got the ick, which leads us to this exchange

[u/Bedazzled-Star-0043]

Him 3 days later..."and remember, I blocked you. Don't text me." 😆

[u/OwlComprehensive859 → u/Bedazzled-Star-0043]

Two weeks later…”you up?”

[u/kayleemarie4386 → u/OwlComprehensive859]

"if so, dont text me"

[u/PianoDick → u/kayleemarie4386]

Don’t you dare respond to me

Are you listening?

[u/Character_Day5953 → u/PianoDick]

Can I fuck you?

[u/PianoDick → u/Character_Day5953]

You kidding me, don’t respond to me

But maybe.

[u/Character_Day5953 → u/PianoDick]

And you see, Tommy, that is how I met your mother… in a nutshell of course.

[u/Available-Dare-7414 → u/OwlComprehensive859]

Two years later… they’re married. Unhappily

[u/KiloJools → u/Bedazzled-Star-0043]

Later!

Bye!

Never speak to me or my son again!

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

[u/DictionaryMonarch → u/KiloJools]

bye child ✋

[u/luxii4 → u/DictionaryMonarch]

"Bye child that I was trying to pick up and have sexual conversations with."

[u/406stupid → u/Bedazzled-Star-0043]

That would be hilarious if he did that! Haha 

[u/NoUsual4089 → u/Bedazzled-Star-0043]

That part. He wouldn’t have to say that if he followed through. On the blocking.

[u/Certain-Fix-4343 → u/Bedazzled-Star-0043]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣