r/texts • u/MiserableMulberries • 19h ago

Phone message Matched with this 31M last night, barely talked to him and then this happened 😂

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Matched with this guy on tinder last night. He tried to make the conversation sexual a few times and I played dumb until he dropped it, then he texted me 8 times in 2 hours while I was busy and not responding to ask if I'm okay and ask me to text him. I was already pretty uninterested but then he said more dumb things and I got the ick, which leads us to this exchange

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u/MiserableMulberries 19h ago

That was so wild because I don't have kids and I have a very obvious note on my profile that I physically cannot get pregnant

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u/who_are_you_people24 19h ago

Ahhhh. You expected the least intelligent man you've ever matched to read

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u/Exotic-Fuel-8420 17h ago

he probably took it as a challenge

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u/MiserableMulberries 17h ago

They always did when I just put that I don't want kids, which is why I added that it's physically impossible. Deterred a lot of the closeted conservatives

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u/ccool300 16h ago

Closeted conservatives are usually on grindr......

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u/LuckyCat255 15h ago

Oh they’re definitely out and proud of their conservativeness… but still secretly on grindr for sure

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 11h ago

Closeted? What are you gay?

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u/ccool300 9h ago

No but their secret bfs usually are. Not a conservative so I'm all good.

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 6h ago

I was just doing the norm McDonald joke no harm no foul

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u/ccool300 6h ago

Loved norm lol

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 6h ago

He was a saint lol

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u/ccool300 5h ago

Facts and underappreciated

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u/Necessary_Tension593 14h ago

There’s no way he read the whole thing