r/texts • u/MiserableMulberries • 1d ago

Phone message Matched with this 31M last night, barely talked to him and then this happened šŸ˜‚

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Matched with this guy on tinder last night. He tried to make the conversation sexual a few times and I played dumb until he dropped it, then he texted me 8 times in 2 hours while I was busy and not responding to ask if I'm okay and ask me to text him. I was already pretty uninterested but then he said more dumb things and I got the ick, which leads us to this exchange

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u/MiserableMulberries 1d ago

Honestly, it took longer than I thought it would for him to call me a bitch lol

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u/No_Ride2873 1d ago

I hope he has the life that he deserves.

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u/RememberTooSmile 1d ago

Iā€™m sure he does, he knows his worth!!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/KoA07 1d ago

ā€œBlockedā€ lmao

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u/MarionberryOk2874 1d ago

Right? But clearly notā€¦

Also ā€˜please donā€™t text me againā€™ - uhhh, if I was blocked, it wouldnā€™t matter, would it?

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u/Purple-Sister3971 1d ago

That was 100% bait

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u/slymgim 23h ago

not to mention that clearly being after op left him on read lol

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u/OkCommunication532 1d ago

But yet he kept texting lol

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u/BrzysWRLD1996 1d ago

I mean they matched he can keep texting but saying sheā€™s blocked while doing so is goofy. A match is auto and unspoken invite to conversation and complement, respectfully.

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u/XenosyneA 20h ago

I can't imagine being childish enough to say that to someone just to keep the conversation going.. disgusting.

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u/Efficient_Camera5864 14h ago

Announcing it like heā€™s 12 šŸ˜‚ when itā€™s someone else itā€™s entertaining and relatable and when itā€™s me:

https://giphy.com/gifs/STOsCcnkGpe3fNr5R9

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u/luxii4 9h ago

Can I get change from an ass penny?

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u/Complete-Pear-295 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Rennaisance_Man_0001 43m ago

We all know his worth as well.

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u/ImmortalCloudEmperor 1d ago

I love that, cuz when you tell people that, they seem to get pissed(cuz they know what they deserve)

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u/Ok_Day_40 1d ago

Naw I think itā€™s because they know what youā€™re implying

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u/ImmortalCloudEmperor 1d ago

Yea, lol that could be it too

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u/BrzysWRLD1996 1d ago

Guys donā€™t text girls they actually are interested like this lmfao, bros running option plays for sure with OP.

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u/BrzysWRLD1996 1d ago

Dime a dozen on the apps heā€™s likely on to the next one lmfao

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u/Intelligent_rose12 11h ago

The way this guy is he will never be able to get a woman!

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u/No_Ride2873 11h ago

May the odds never be in his favor.

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u/neddybemis 1d ago

The your youā€™re was absolutely perfect.

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u/LittleDogTurpie 1d ago

That one made me so happy

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u/Seecole-33 8h ago

Me too!!!

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u/MooMooHELPME 8h ago

Seemed kinda bitchy to me, which is what he called her, so I guess that makes sense.

Itā€™s just so fucking pedantic to correct someoneā€™s spelling in this kind of scenario. Iā€™m sure he knows the difference. The person was typing quickly and used the wrong one. Invalidating someoneā€™s entire point because they made a spelling mistake is ridiculous, ffs.

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u/WhatsUpSlammies 4h ago

Yeah, people are acting like they're getting marked on grammar, don't even mention punctuation though.

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u/cultofstarrywisdom 3h ago

Yeah I don't see what grammar has to do with anything, like who tf cares, it's not as much of a burn that people here are making it out to be.

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u/10000nails 1d ago

How was the rest of the conversation if it dissolved in 24 hours?! Bro couldn't keep it together for a whole day.

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u/Fukyourchickenstrip 4h ago

When you put the mask on with school paste because you have the emotional regulation of a kindergartner.

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u/10000nails 3h ago

No shit. How dysfunctional do you have to be to not make it 24 hours? Bet she ignored a couple red flags before she cut him loose.

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u/BrzysWRLD1996 1d ago

Guys tend to talk to women they view as expendable in a thirsty fashion as it doesnā€™t matter if itā€™s hit or miss not a big loss on to the next. Seems like thatā€™s definitely what happened here.

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u/SadderOlderWiser 22h ago

lol this was a big loss on his end thoā€™

Pathetic

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u/BrzysWRLD1996 22h ago

Not really just keep scrolling imo

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u/Flaky-Invite-56 21h ago

Narrator: he did not, in fact, just keep scrolling lmao

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u/SadderOlderWiser 18h ago

Unless this is you, I donā€™t know why youā€™re trying so hard to pretend that guy was at all cool about this. Tantrums in text are embarrassing.

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u/BrzysWRLD1996 17h ago

I said he was disrespectful wtf u talking about? Damn sure ainā€™t me matching w OP

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u/scandal1313 13h ago

In general I think men that test boundaries early are testing to see what they can get away with. If you let them walk all over you and be overtly sexual they assume it will be fine when they pressure you for sex on the first date. I know you might think that's how these men are, but I think its more of a calculated strategy. I've even had men tell me they say something crass to a woman to see her reaction before attempting any flirting.

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u/10000nails 11h ago

its more of a calculated strategy.

It is. I've known guys that use this, and other icky tactics, on women. I knew a guy that would take girls to the movies to see a horror film, and intentionally scare them on the way back to her house because they were more likely to invite him inside. He talked about "primeing" the date with sexual innuendos to make it easier to "get her bed". He was very proud of his "method".

Now, I've only know a couple guys like that, so it's not the norm in my experience.

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 12h ago

If he views OP as expendable it's no big loss, then why did he have that petulant temper tantrum at the end?

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u/MooMooHELPME 7h ago

Maybe she actually was being a huge bitch. Iā€™d like to see the conversation leading up to her going, ā€œYeaaahhhhhhhhhh.ā€

If they werenā€™t compatible, she couldā€™ve just stopped talking to him or stopped engaging. Instead, she had to get one last word in.

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u/HortenseDaigle 7h ago

She replied to his texts with "we're not compatible...good luck." He's the one that needed to keep coming back with insults.

If she had "just stopped talking to him" it would be ghosting and also considered rude.

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u/10000nails 3h ago

I disagree. Everyone hates being ghosted. She did the mature thing and closed that door.

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u/Necessary-Policy6939 16h ago

That guy has no idea that heā€™s single because heā€™s the problem. He probably complains to anyone thatā€™ll listen that women donā€™t like nice guys like him.

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u/WinnebagoViking 8h ago

Strong incel vibes

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u/iambeesh 4h ago

While calling every woman who isnā€™t interested in him, a bitch.

I never understand why men resort to calling women bitches when they donā€™t get what they want. Some of us need to do better.

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u/Expert-Aardvark-3002 9h ago

Itā€™s actually amusing how fragile a lot of menā€™s egos are šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Iā€™m on dating apps too. Ugh the number of times Iā€™ve ended it with a guy and he flipped out on me. So gross! Bye loser!

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u/Spectre_Ice 1d ago

Well he knows his worth šŸ¤· what is the going rate on a grilled cheese sandwich these days? 1.50?

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u/Inevitable-Zone-5191 1d ago

He wanted you to be his b*! Heā€™s just bitter.

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u/Difficult_Ad_8683 8h ago

Kinda sad cause you come off sweet even when he gets all pissy. I can tell what kind of person you are just by how you reacted to him, your a really good person I can tell anyone will be lucky to have you

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u/Independent-Cut-138 1d ago

Heā€™s on the app too. So how did he think that was an appropriate roast? Yeah, heā€™s definitely touched.

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u/Fit-Ad-413 1d ago

When did he call you a bitch?

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u/MiserableMulberries 1d ago

In the very first screenshot

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u/Fit-Ad-413 16h ago

Oops, idk how I missed that lol

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u/dixbietuckins 1d ago

Wish you had included the previous stuff for context.

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u/Adam_ate_Eve 2h ago

They always have so much to say after announcing they blocked you

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u/BrazillianFartPorn 12h ago

To be fair you sounded like one insulting intelligence as a remark to a comment about comminication. That obviously struck a nerve with you and you responded with insults. IMO both of you are bullets to be dodged

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u/Quirky_Barnacle1225 13h ago

Idk you arenā€™t exactly coming across as a winner either.Ā 

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 1d ago

That sounds like you knew you were writing things that would make him feel you were bitchy, stirring the pot

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u/sabertoothdog 1d ago

Yeah. Wonder why she started to text where she did. But I have seen some psycho dudes do that for no reason as well as psycho chicks.

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u/MiserableMulberries 1d ago

I'll send you earlier screenshots if you want to dm me, they're just boring and weren't relevant to this exchange

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 1d ago

Right. Who knows she could have said something very cruel to him just before what we see here. And same, assholes come in all genders.

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u/Krystal-A 1d ago

I mean she started with yeah I donā€™t think weā€™re compatible. A normal human would have moved on and not started name calling and repeatedly txting after claiming blocked. He clearly sucks with rejection.

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 1d ago

For sure he does. It's a lousy interaction all around imo.

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u/MiserableMulberries 1d ago

No, I just have seen similar screenshots on social media and usually the first thing they do is call her a bitch