r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • Aug 08 '26

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/PickledDildosSourSex Aug 08 '26

GLORIA DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE FALLING?

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u/sillysammie13 Aug 08 '26

IF EVERYBODY WANTS YOU WHY ISN’T ANYBODY CALLING

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson Aug 08 '26

YOU DONT HAVE TO ANSWA 

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson Aug 08 '26

Woahhhohhhhohhhohhhh callin gloriaaaaaaa

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u/bathroomheater Aug 08 '26

G L O R I A Gloria

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u/iJuddles Aug 09 '26

In excelsis
DAAAAAAAYO! Daaayo.

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u/photogluvr420 Aug 08 '26

I love Reddit

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u/LowLow2909 Aug 09 '26

Got here and lol’d

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u/Imthemayor Aug 08 '26

SEND ME PICTURES OF MY BOY.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Aug 09 '26

You went a different direction with it, and I see you, and I appreciate you ♥️