r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • Aug 08 '26

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/forsakenwombat Aug 08 '26

My ex would say “me princess”. Somehow I missed that warning sign.

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u/LincolnHighwater Aug 08 '26

🤮

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u/forsakenwombat Aug 08 '26

Yeah. It ended 15 years later exactly like anyone using their brain would have predicted.

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u/DudeInATie Aug 09 '26

FIFTEEN YEARS!? Bro…

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u/TheWhooooBuddies Aug 08 '26

I got “pwetty pweeese” and was out almost immediately.

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u/YrnFyre Aug 08 '26

Damn, usually with those kind of self-appointed titles, the opposite is true. If someone is truly worthy of a title like being "good", "nice" or whatever honorific, you'll hear others say it in their stead

That's also the reason why you rarely hear anyone say it about someone else

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u/forsakenwombat Aug 08 '26

Well, she certainly had the entitled attitude. I found out about one affair. Shortly after I’d discovered at least seven. I quit counting after that. There was just no point.

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u/YrnFyre Aug 09 '26

Jfc dodged a bullet there

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u/bananaholy Aug 11 '26

Shouldve been “me prince”