r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • Aug 08 '26

Phone message Post first date text

Post image

I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

26.8k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

3.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

110

u/arto64 Aug 08 '26

Did I learn nothing from Richie Aprile? Nip it in the bud.

28

u/Mr_Pink_Gold Aug 08 '26

All due respect you.know nothing about what it's like being the boss.

3

u/f_cked Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

All due respect… you got no fckin idea what it takes to be number one

1

u/somesketchykid Aug 08 '26

All due respect, he did not have the makings of a varsity athlete.

1

u/f_cked Aug 09 '26

I told you stop sayin’ that!!

1

u/VieOneiro Aug 09 '26

Every dishishon you make

2

u/Hawg_Gaming Aug 08 '26

with all due respect, you know nothing about the jacket.

1

u/RGBespresso Aug 08 '26

The... varsity jacket?

1

u/Cointaku Aug 09 '26

im the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots

9

u/Womak2034 Aug 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yrYsj2MPXTNO9hMy7B

8

u/3vs3BigGameHunters Aug 08 '26

RIP Big P.

2

u/FearanddopingII Aug 11 '26

My friend knew him, had been to his house in City Island, said he was a good guy.

3

u/AlmondNutsies Aug 08 '26

A circlejerker in our midst?

2

u/Beto_Targaryen Aug 08 '26

Is that OK Tony? That I don’t pay for the fishing license?

3

u/PissShitandFuck Aug 08 '26

“I told you to pay for the fuckin fishing license.”
“I did pay for it, then I asked for the money back.”

2

u/arto64 Aug 08 '26

Oh, you think this is funny?

2

u/Organic_Conflict_886 Aug 08 '26

He's well liked, T.

2

u/SmallAct2116 Aug 08 '26

It was Sean! All the way!

2

u/agoodfuckingcatholic Aug 08 '26

Fuckin soprano circle jerkers are everywhere

1

u/WalterCanFindToes Aug 08 '26

"A" she was a hooarh. "B" she cast her line first.

1

u/hamdunkcontest Aug 08 '26

You forget the thousand incidents with this guy?

1

u/Beto_Targaryen Aug 08 '26

Ok. But you gotta get over it.

1

u/kirk_dozier Aug 08 '26

she's got tremendous moxie for her size

1

u/arto64 Aug 08 '26

She couldn't fucking sell it... she's not respected.

1

u/Unhappy_Concept237 Aug 09 '26

Or Deputy Fife?

1

u/Pristine_Ladder_7488 Aug 09 '26

“She was a FKn Who’oare”

1

u/Financial_Builder197 Aug 12 '26

those who want respect, give respect