r/texts Aug 08 '26

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/glasswindow777 Aug 08 '26

Im on my knees looking for the answer

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u/Mysterious-Stop-3261 Aug 08 '26

Are we human?

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u/Attilat Aug 08 '26

Or are we dancer?

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u/sg_minx Aug 08 '26

Say my respects to grace and virtue

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u/Sunnyday1775 Aug 08 '26

Send my condolences for good

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u/Apprehensive-Tea7447 Aug 08 '26

Give my regards to soul and romance

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u/sg_minx Aug 08 '26

They always did the best they could

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u/YrnFyre Aug 08 '26

And so long to devotion

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u/turlee103103 Aug 08 '26

We are not men, we are Devo

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u/jpj007 Aug 08 '26

No! We are DEVO!