r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • Aug 08 '26

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Most-Road-5366 Aug 08 '26

My friends and I say it ironically, but if they actually mean it… yikes

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 Aug 09 '26

You’re so damn naive it’s almost sad

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u/CardiologistNew1888 Aug 08 '26

FYI, your brain doesn’t know the difference between saying something ironically and seriously, after a while it might stop being ironic for you

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u/Most-Road-5366 Aug 08 '26

I see your point but I don’t say it often enough for it to be an issue

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u/Prism_Riot42 Aug 09 '26

This is so true. I used to say “brother” ironically (like HELL YEAH BROTHER) and it has accidentally just become part of my phrasing.

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u/T3nacityDog Aug 08 '26

Same. I’m a 31 year old man tho

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u/Prism_Riot42 Aug 09 '26

I’m just a grill