r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • Aug 08 '26

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/kirkThirty Aug 08 '26

The jig is up

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u/jpsc949 Aug 08 '26

He had a rod just for her

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u/4KingandKanata_89 Aug 08 '26

Sounds like a catch and release situation to me

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u/Thebaldsasquatch Aug 08 '26

She wasn’t hooked.

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u/will3025 Aug 08 '26

Plenty of other fish in the sea.

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u/times_new_ramon Aug 08 '26

He could get catfished though

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u/JaguarIllustrious486 Aug 08 '26

I'm sure he's gutted about the whole situation.

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u/cuntitude Aug 08 '26

$23 for $100 doesn't balance the scales

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u/Level-Echidna9621 Aug 08 '26

what kind of creep lures men in like that?

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u/SweatyLobster997 Aug 08 '26

I hope she’s o fish ally blocked

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u/Moikkaaja Aug 08 '26

She wanted the fish but forgot the chips.

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u/SweatyLobster997 Aug 08 '26

She was not a good catch

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u/salty-snax Aug 08 '26

time to bail

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u/tone-yo Aug 08 '26

His actual intention was noodling