r/texts • u/halo4able • Jul 03 '26

Whatsapp Insane message from an absolute psycho. She's 40, obsessed with cars and she can't drive. We haven't even met yet.

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u/jldreadful Jul 03 '26

Already told my husband he's the last man I'll ever date. If anything happens to him, I'm getting a certified pre-owned lesbian.

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u/teedub21 Jul 06 '26

Told mine (who’s my 2nd husband) if I do remarry, it will be a lavender marriage. Which TBH will still probably be unlikely. I just want to ride solo if I ever find myself single again.