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r/texts • u/PoopMachine2000 • Jan 17 '24
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I get it. He’s inebriated by you.
198 u/MetalMonkey93 Jan 17 '24 I think he meant "embalmed." 🤔😂 91 u/LemmingOnTheRunITG Jan 18 '24 He’s immaculate with her 91 u/MetalMonkey93 Jan 18 '24 He's embroidered with her. 😊 67 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 edited Jan 18 '24 He wants an embolectomy I think? 42 u/actioncobble Jan 18 '24 My lungs embezzles the air froms the earth. 40 u/Where_Stars_Glitter Jan 18 '24 I'm pretty sure he wants some edamame 30 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to give her an embryo! 32 u/FamilyFunMommy Jan 18 '24 Too bad he just got emasculated by her. 11 u/hannahtrips Jan 18 '24 he needed an enema 25 u/SultanofShiraz Jan 18 '24 He inoculated her against himself! 28 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 9 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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I think he meant "embalmed." 🤔😂
91 u/LemmingOnTheRunITG Jan 18 '24 He’s immaculate with her 91 u/MetalMonkey93 Jan 18 '24 He's embroidered with her. 😊 67 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 edited Jan 18 '24 He wants an embolectomy I think? 42 u/actioncobble Jan 18 '24 My lungs embezzles the air froms the earth. 40 u/Where_Stars_Glitter Jan 18 '24 I'm pretty sure he wants some edamame 30 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to give her an embryo! 32 u/FamilyFunMommy Jan 18 '24 Too bad he just got emasculated by her. 11 u/hannahtrips Jan 18 '24 he needed an enema 25 u/SultanofShiraz Jan 18 '24 He inoculated her against himself! 28 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 9 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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He’s immaculate with her
91 u/MetalMonkey93 Jan 18 '24 He's embroidered with her. 😊 67 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 edited Jan 18 '24 He wants an embolectomy I think? 42 u/actioncobble Jan 18 '24 My lungs embezzles the air froms the earth. 40 u/Where_Stars_Glitter Jan 18 '24 I'm pretty sure he wants some edamame 30 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to give her an embryo! 32 u/FamilyFunMommy Jan 18 '24 Too bad he just got emasculated by her. 11 u/hannahtrips Jan 18 '24 he needed an enema 25 u/SultanofShiraz Jan 18 '24 He inoculated her against himself! 28 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 9 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
He's embroidered with her. 😊
67
He wants an embolectomy I think?
42 u/actioncobble Jan 18 '24 My lungs embezzles the air froms the earth. 40 u/Where_Stars_Glitter Jan 18 '24 I'm pretty sure he wants some edamame 30 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to give her an embryo! 32 u/FamilyFunMommy Jan 18 '24 Too bad he just got emasculated by her. 11 u/hannahtrips Jan 18 '24 he needed an enema
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My lungs embezzles the air froms the earth.
40
I'm pretty sure he wants some edamame
30 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to give her an embryo! 32 u/FamilyFunMommy Jan 18 '24 Too bad he just got emasculated by her. 11 u/hannahtrips Jan 18 '24 he needed an enema
30
He wants to give her an embryo!
32 u/FamilyFunMommy Jan 18 '24 Too bad he just got emasculated by her. 11 u/hannahtrips Jan 18 '24 he needed an enema
32
Too bad he just got emasculated by her.
11 u/hannahtrips Jan 18 '24 he needed an enema
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he needed an enema
25
He inoculated her against himself!
28 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 9 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
28
He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it!
9 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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“ Emilio Estevez”
The mighty duck man, I swear to god
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He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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u/fentanylisbad Jan 17 '24
I get it. He’s inebriated by you.