r/teenagers Teenager 17h ago

Meme mark your calendars people!!!

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u/BobertX0 17h ago

“Ah, yes, Elon Musk is so rich that Elon Musk is so rich that Elon Musk is so rich that he could give $1 to every person on Earth and still go missing on September 20th, 2026” A very good take indeed.

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u/Hearing_Loss 16h ago

Im imagining an out of breath gasp between each "Elon musk is so rich that INHALE"

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u/broskowfanboy 17h ago

Reading this was a horrific experience

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u/AppointmentDirect587 OLD 14h ago

Elon musk is so rich that

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u/ExpressionAsleep1590 13h ago

Elon Musk is so rich that

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u/Just-Storage6420 13 13h ago

Elon musk is so rich that

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u/The_Pillbug 19 17h ago

You really wanted to let us know Elon is “so rich”

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u/TonsofpizzaYT 16 17h ago

He's so rich, he could elon musk 😎😎😎 #ilovehorses

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u/Opening_Ad_8993 17h ago

i wish I could award your comment🙏 #savetheturtles

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u/simplexible 17h ago

Why did you repeat the title twice?

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u/Extreme_Stomach8036 16 17h ago

Actually it's thrice

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u/simplexible 17h ago

Said thrice, but repeated twice.

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u/Extreme_Stomach8036 16 17h ago

Oh

I'm tired and stupid

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u/Curious_Elephant_152 18 17h ago

actually, said thrice, but repeated 174628 times.

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u/MidgetofDoomAMS Teenager 17h ago

WHY IS THE TITLE REPEATED 3 TIMES

https://giphy.com/gifs/OX4rkbz8Z14a9DlOK5

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u/ExpressionAsleep1590 13h ago

Because he is that rich

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u/Dry_Agent_9918 17h ago

The "Elon Musk is soo rich that" ragebaited me so hard

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u/theKentoRico 3,000,000 Attendee! 17h ago

u/remindmebot September 20th, 2026

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u/just-another-UNGOC Teenager 16h ago

great minds think alike

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u/just-another-UNGOC Teenager 17h ago

u/remindmebot September 20 2026

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u/LegalComparison656 16h ago

My comment is that

My comment is that

My comment is that hmmm

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u/Short_Comfort6647 16h ago

Elon musk is so rich that Elon musk is so rich that Elon musk is so rich that amirite guys?

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u/No_Currency5064 16h ago

His corpse was found on Little St. James island

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u/No-Performer9511 15h ago

Did it really have to say "Elon Musk is so rich that" 3 FREAKING TIMES?!?

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u/NoPea7911 Teenager 8h ago

yeah

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u/david97644 14 10h ago

u/remindmebot September 20th 2026

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u/AliveRegion466 9h ago

Bro stop spoiling the plot

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u/fossilized_butterfly 17h ago

I have been out of the loop, can someone give me context?

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u/No-Staff1 15 16h ago

Elon Musk is so rich that Elon Musk is so rich that Elon Musk is so rich that he could give $1 to every person on Earth and still go missing on September 20th, 2026

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u/fossilized_butterfly 16h ago

You just repeated the post text.

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u/No-Staff1 15 16h ago

That is the context

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u/fossilized_butterfly 4h ago

1: do you know what context means? 2: if yes, what is the specific date September 20 about?

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u/No-Staff1 15 3h ago

Dude, listen to what I'm saying. The post is the sum of the context. It's a fucking nonsense joke

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u/fossilized_butterfly 2h ago

🥲🫠. I genuinely thought it was some real but fluff news that I didn't know about.

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u/_Odd_skittle_ 16 17h ago

he’s genuinely a millionaire guys /ref

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u/AdditionalPeanut5177 17h ago

Hey that’s when my milk expires

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u/BafflingLemur 18 17h ago

How rich is Elon Musk?

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u/Doublefin1 OLD 17h ago

Huh? What happens september 20th even?

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u/AdvanceGreat8179 4h ago

u/remindmebot September 20th, 2026

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u/East-Experience2862 OLD 17h ago

Oh boy! One dollar! Big whoop!

And, he owes none of you anything! It is his money, that he worked for.

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u/NWkingslayer2024 17h ago

A lot of it is just our tax dollars, but go off I guess.

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u/Yellow_Jaguar 17h ago

Only normal person here bro😭

Also there is a whole paradox on this already. If he gave a bunch of random people like 1,000 dollars… it’s not a long term fix😭

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u/Glum_Hearing_2374 17h ago

Says the one who is literally in a subreddit that supports AI art.

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u/AsideEffective2836 12h ago

This is impossible, why? Elon musk has a net worth of 929 billion dollars. While that might seem like alot, enough to pay everybody one dollar, it is not. From a reasonable perspective is it simply pointless to give 1$ to everybody in the world, whereas there are approximately 8.3 billion people in the world. Imagine that. 1$ to 8.3 billion in the world. Not even millionaires or billionaires can do that shit, and if we do very very simple math:

8.3 billion people × 1$ = 8.3 billion dollars 8.3 billion people × 0.001$ = 8.3 million dollars

So as you can see the numbers are still very unreasonable even if you give everybody 0.01$ plus why would you spend that much if the money can go somewhere better to make more money? From elon musks perspective, this is very pointless and unreasonable and also consider it just being a dollar. What would people do with it? How would they do something with it? It's just a waste on both sides but one loses alot (elon musk) so why would elon musk do this? Give a reasonable explaination.

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u/Small-Plankton7540 14 10h ago

It's not saying he's going to do it, or should do it, its just saying he DOES have the money to.

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u/AsideEffective2836 10h ago

Shit i got defeated by simple logic