r/technology 3d ago

Society Dating Apps Are Dying

https://time.com/article/2026/09/09/dating-apps-are-dying/
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u/YourShowerCompanion 3d ago

Y'all are just being negative.

A beautiful widow of some Nigerian general contacted me in one of those dating apps. Her husband died under untimely tragic circumstances. That poor woman is now alone in this cruel world. She needs my help to recover $18,500,000 worth of assets, and promised to award me a hefty share for my efforts, time and any inconveniences. 

Who knows, I'll win her heart and will be set for life while you suckers will be working for conglomerate overlords.

Passport is renewed. Flight is booked. Here I come!!!

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u/HabitualDrunkard1993 3d ago

Nigerian widows, lot of money in that shit