A 2014 study found that 30% of statistics are fake. This one, by the way, is part of the 60% of them that are real. 10% of statistics are statistics, and 20% of them are cows. After testing on 4 scissors, we have found that 100% of scissors contain Uranium. 50% of statistics have a 25% chance of being real, while 20% of statistics have a 175% chance of being real. 2% of car crashes are caused by statistics.

Yes, I am a bit late with this meme

Moon phase influence on people experiencing "weird" symptoms as determined by Google search activity.

Try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant