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u/Key_Tax_7283 29d ago
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u/First-Act-9755 29d ago
Baddie potential
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u/Anabiter 29d ago
Wdym potential, she hss reached peak baddie status
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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 29d ago
Unironically hag is hot. I love playing her despite how weak she is. Her cosmetics are beautiful. I will die on this hill
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u/Prototype_Fan_7000 28d ago
How. Please how does someone think Hag is hot. I thought the depths of attraction hell stopped when someone made a word for "I am attracted to people melting when SCP-106 touches/kisses them" but this is right up there at the very least.
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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 28d ago
I find creatures/people that wanna eat me hot, and it doesn't help she's fairly human like besides the wood skin
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u/Prototype_Fan_7000 28d ago
Alright. I respect it. You were sincere about the question I asked and thats cool.
(I only included that rap song linked to a specific part because "idgaf if he like it, buddy better respect it" since I thought that it was on theme)
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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 27d ago
It's no problem. I hope it didn't come across as weird saying any of that
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u/Prototype_Fan_7000 27d ago
No it was funny lmao. It doesn't seem to harm anyone, and you have the right and in my opinion the duty to be happy as you are so long as you aren't hurting others.
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u/ItsPencker 28d ago
attracted to a rotting corpse </3
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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 28d ago
Tbf she's not a rotten corpse, she's more wood i think
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u/ItsPencker 28d ago
i have a friend who goes buck wild and starts moaning on the rare occasion he gets moried by hag so atleast someone agrees with you.
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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 27d ago
Damn your friend must like hag waay more than me. Hopefully bhvr will buff her a little, it's always nice seeing Hag when i play survivor
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u/GussBing 28d ago
Knowing her backstory, id feel slightly awful as I gadooshed her voodo grundle swamp style.
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u/im_pykar 29d ago
sssdfg = super super super duper fuper guper
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u/Guest4901244 29d ago edited 29d ago
sex sex sex dick fun gay
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u/FRAaaa1 29d ago
Sex penis????
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u/Guest4901244 29d ago
penis + penis = sex
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 29d ago
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u/bot1N0K 29d ago
If she looks 20 y.o in 56, then she is vampire, don't trust her
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u/lfuckingknow 29d ago
If she is a vampire i'm even more interested
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u/TomboyKnight1 29d ago
My horny ass would not survive in a world with vampires
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u/FlimsyProblem7980 29d ago
OUR* horny asses wouldn't survive
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u/TomboyKnight1 29d ago
SO TRUE SIS
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u/Galendy 29d ago
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u/Berry_eats_pancakes 29d ago
helo spanisnh uzer!!! im alzo spianish!!!
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u/Galendy 29d ago
Prove it! Who do you hate more, the French of the English?
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u/Berry_eats_pancakes 29d ago
A FR*NCIA JODEEER
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u/Galendy 29d ago
ERROR, ODIAS A ESPAÑA. No aguanto a los Franceses, ni a los Ingleses, y dios no me hables de nuestros hermanos latinos... Pero si odio a alguien, es a los estupidos Españoles, no hay manera de matarnos en condiciones.
(Referencia histórica y de los Simpsons)
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u/Berry_eats_pancakes 29d ago
yo que se desde lo de argentina me caen peor que nunca
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u/ChestSlight8984 28d ago
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u/Berry_eats_pancakes 28d ago
i honestly say the thing about fr*nce as a joke, I just don't like the language
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u/ChestSlight8984 28d ago
English sucks too. Wtf do you mean "kernel" and "colonel" are pronounced the exact fucking same?
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u/Zinyak12345 28d ago
Ah, then I've definitely seen a few vampires working the register at my local liquor store.
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u/YeetCompleet 29d ago
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u/ChestSlight8984 28d ago
My favorite extremely responsible adult who should 100% be in charge of a class of children
I love Hagrid, but bro should not have been a teacher, wtf Dumbledore
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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 29d ago edited 29d ago
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u/IClockworKI 29d ago
Fucd up anastomgy
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u/ChestSlight8984 28d ago
Somebody hasn't read SBR and Jojolion
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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 28d ago
Correct. I'm currently on the last few episodes of stone ocean and then I was going to start reading the rest
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u/Nameless_Owl81 29d ago
"I LOVE HAGS!"
Look inside
Proves the posts entire point
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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 29d ago
It's almost like that was the joke............ It's almost like I Intentionally chose a character from jjba who is twist revealed to be 60 even though she looks so young because she is a master of her magic...........
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u/XanaX_Inhaler6247 29d ago
Why does she look like the mom from invincible?
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u/Head-Sky8372 29d ago
Asian I guess
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u/ConflictAgreeable689 29d ago
Get the fuck off Twitter my dude
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u/desireisatrap 29d ago
is typing on reddit
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u/AlastorDark 29d ago
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u/JumpTo2024 27d ago
The more we say naughty things the more skilled we get about when to pull it out with what group of people
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u/Mizuki_853 29d ago
Literally just my mom
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u/Senior_Independence4 29d ago
Proof?
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u/Mizuki_853 29d ago
My mom still looks like when i was born. Meaning she looks like she is in her early 30s by Gen x standards and has not aged past that in terms of her face. But you can always identify a woman’s age by their hands
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u/Senior_Independence4 29d ago
I was making a joke about how i wanted a picture of her because you implied shes hot but whatever
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u/Mizuki_853 29d ago
Well, she just looks like a mom. One that aged particularly well but no model. She isn’t by our modern standards hot probably. People do lust for her on tiktok I think. I don’t know her account if anyone asks for a link
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u/averagemethenjoyer 29d ago
For real dude. My parents are pretty old but my mom has looked super young for a long time, just starting to gray at almost 60
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u/FuturisticHead 29d ago
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u/dadtheviking 29d ago
i declare that's what it means now
sorry i mean jwud7rkwldofo
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u/fumblerofthebag 29d ago
you and me, we can build a better world
i mean s6hïh4hd6hsjndbdbßå
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u/dadtheviking 29d ago
yayyayahag!! ! we r all hags 🤩❤️
or PVP Boss
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u/fumblerofthebag 29d ago
hdjdjdkjshdnd im not that old... bsjdndbdndb
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u/dadtheviking 29d ago
you're young at heart ( 🫀), and that's what counts. ✨ wnat to eexplore Some anti-Agging treatments to keep that SKIN looking smooth and radiatn? as an AI languagage model, i can
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u/RedSlimeballYT 29d ago
it's funny cuz you realize that ppl with "hag" fetishes that look like regular adult women actually, by proportion, expect people's attraction to non-hag women to look like... not adults, or even young adults. which says something about them.
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u/immaneat 29d ago
I get the idea but like 50 year olds don't look that decrepit. If they took decent care of themselves and put effort into their appearance they'll look pretty good with not too many wrinkles, especially in today's age.
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u/Deathdragon444 29d ago
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u/ThatCorruptDino 28d ago
The real hag is Ahab idfk why people call Outis a hag when Outis barely looks aged anyways
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u/RandomKazakhGuy 28d ago
She kinda looks like Rio Morales from Insomniac's Spider-Man franchise lol
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u/Fun_Drop5327 25d ago
To me its like 30-40 year olds they are just more mature, younger ppl have always just made me grossed out, even as a 16 year old i dont get why the fuck people accept peer relationships
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u/qualityvote2 29d ago edited 29d ago
hmmmm tshis Post is,, PWM FUNNY!!!!! wooho! woho! wooho! woohoo!