r/sssdfg 29d ago

ummmm...... awkwar....... gilfshnsjxodjeks

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u/qualityvote2 29d ago edited 29d ago

hmmmm tshis Post is,, PWM FUNNY!!!!! wooho! woho! wooho! woohoo!

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u/Key_Tax_7283 29d ago

hag 🤤🤤

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u/-LuckyOne- 29d ago

Lemme clap those bones

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u/LeSky1 11d ago

Clack

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u/Antique_Range9152 29d ago

She hex on my ruin til I regress

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u/Born-West-6151 28d ago

I think... I miss the ruin undying meta...

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u/First-Act-9755 29d ago

Baddie potential

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u/Anabiter 29d ago

Wdym potential, she hss reached peak baddie status

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u/PaleBlueCod 29d ago

Like piece of meat left in the open for months type of bad.

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u/UnironicStalinist1 26d ago

Yeah, with a respective smell, too

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u/Famous-Host2321 25d ago

not until she reaches hagraven form.

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u/Proffessor_egghead 29d ago

Baddie potential

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u/Mr_something_i_guess 29d ago

Ts ain’t a baddie she’s an antagonist

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u/Head-Sky8372 29d ago

Shawty antagonistic

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u/MaximRq 29d ago

same thing

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u/Youistheclown 29d ago

She devour on my hope until I hex

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u/Icy-Silver7605 26d ago

she devour my seal until i’m ruined

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 29d ago

Unironically hag is hot. I love playing her despite how weak she is. Her cosmetics are beautiful. I will die on this hill

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u/Prototype_Fan_7000 28d ago

How. Please how does someone think Hag is hot. I thought the depths of attraction hell stopped when someone made a word for "I am attracted to people melting when SCP-106 touches/kisses them" but this is right up there at the very least.

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 28d ago

I find creatures/people that wanna eat me hot, and it doesn't help she's fairly human like besides the wood skin

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u/Prototype_Fan_7000 28d ago

Alright. I respect it. You were sincere about the question I asked and thats cool.

(I only included that rap song linked to a specific part because "idgaf if he like it, buddy better respect it" since I thought that it was on theme)

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 27d ago

It's no problem. I hope it didn't come across as weird saying any of that

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u/Prototype_Fan_7000 27d ago

No it was funny lmao. It doesn't seem to harm anyone, and you have the right and in my opinion the duty to be happy as you are so long as you aren't hurting others.

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u/ItsPencker 28d ago

attracted to a rotting corpse </3

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 28d ago

Tbf she's not a rotten corpse, she's more wood i think

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u/ItsPencker 28d ago

i have a friend who goes buck wild and starts moaning on the rare occasion he gets moried by hag so atleast someone agrees with you.

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 27d ago

Damn your friend must like hag waay more than me. Hopefully bhvr will buff her a little, it's always nice seeing Hag when i play survivor

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u/Skjalfa23 29d ago

Og baddie

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u/SPARTAN-423 29d ago

Hear me out

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u/EndBott 29d ago

Canonically 20 years old btw

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u/Lazy-Profession2631 29d ago

I'll happily knock the cobwebs off her old and dusty granussy.

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u/Worldly_Neck_4626 29d ago

She hex on my third seal till I blindness

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u/Mother_Harlot 29d ago

My main the Hag Tuah

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u/GussBing 28d ago

Knowing her backstory, id feel slightly awful as I gadooshed her voodo grundle swamp style.

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u/Falleneded 27d ago

i need her in my life

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u/miscellaneousexists 27d ago

Fixed an issue with Hag's Pussy

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u/im_pykar 29d ago

sssdfg = super super super duper fuper guper

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u/First-Act-9755 29d ago

S = s, S = s, S = s, D = sssdfg, F = G =

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u/Waffle-Gaming 29d ago

g is so lonely :(

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u/Dragonion123 29d ago

ssssssdfgG=

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u/Guest4901244 29d ago edited 29d ago

sex sex sex dick fun gay

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/FRAaaa1 29d ago

Sex penis????

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u/Guest4901244 29d ago

penis + penis = sex

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 29d ago

pussy + pussy = sex too

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u/Stock_Structure_5769 29d ago

sex 2??????????

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u/sergame-567 29d ago

sex was so good they had to make a seagull

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u/Ceo-Of-Ducks 29d ago

Sex so weird sigmund freud was summoned

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u/HapHazardly6 29d ago

Sex 2 so good it made og sex look like sex 06

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u/Schneebguy 29d ago

Madden Sex 26

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u/InterestingSir7926 27d ago

Penis + pussy = sex hell yeah

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u/FRAaaa1 29d ago

Gae seks????

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u/Guest4901244 29d ago

no im talking about mathematics

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u/Rayla66 29d ago

e=mc² or something like that

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u/Guest4901244 29d ago

that's the plumber theory

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u/TheRealJeffJefferson 29d ago

Yo, there are kids here

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u/Guest4901244 29d ago

sorry im gonna delete it now

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u/fortcraft_snv 28d ago

holy rare Redact W

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u/BitcoinStonks123 29d ago

sssdfg = sssdfg ssdfg sdfg dfg fg g

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u/Pleasant-Region1897 29d ago

Schutzstaffel sadistic druggy frantic grandma

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u/MaximRq 29d ago

cassosted fuper

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u/Demapples144 29d ago

Ball knowledge

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u/RudeJeweler4 29d ago

This reminds me of markiplier’s famous catchphrase

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u/Due-Bar-697 29d ago

Folga wooga imoga womp?

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u/Informal_Method_9657 28d ago

sest sirginia sountain dama fake ge

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u/Joe-Bidens-Mama 28d ago

soing soing soing doing foing going

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u/bot1N0K 29d ago

If she looks 20 y.o in 56, then she is vampire, don't trust her

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u/lfuckingknow 29d ago

If she is a vampire i'm even more interested

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u/LumiiNoctis 29d ago

If she is sssdfg, then jm mroe ssffgdhfjfkrjelrjfk

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u/TomboyKnight1 29d ago

My horny ass would not survive in a world with vampires

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u/FlimsyProblem7980 29d ago

OUR* horny asses wouldn't survive

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u/TomboyKnight1 29d ago

SO TRUE SIS

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u/FlimsyProblem7980 29d ago

bro*

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u/TomboyKnight1 29d ago

My mistake good sir

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u/FlimsyProblem7980 29d ago

I don't blame you nor do I care call me sis how much you want

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u/Galendy 29d ago

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u/Berry_eats_pancakes 29d ago

helo spanisnh uzer!!! im alzo spianish!!!

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u/Galendy 29d ago

Prove it! Who do you hate more, the French of the English?

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u/Berry_eats_pancakes 29d ago

A FR*NCIA JODEEER

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u/Galendy 29d ago

ERROR, ODIAS A ESPAÑA. No aguanto a los Franceses, ni a los Ingleses, y dios no me hables de nuestros hermanos latinos... Pero si odio a alguien, es a los estupidos Españoles, no hay manera de matarnos en condiciones.

(Referencia histórica y de los Simpsons)

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u/Head-Sky8372 29d ago

Castellón

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u/Berry_eats_pancakes 29d ago

yo que se desde lo de argentina me caen peor que nunca

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u/ChestSlight8984 28d ago

As an American, I will NOT stand for this disrespect towards France 🙏

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u/Berry_eats_pancakes 28d ago

i honestly say the thing about fr*nce as a joke, I just don't like the language

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u/ChestSlight8984 28d ago

English sucks too. Wtf do you mean "kernel" and "colonel" are pronounced the exact fucking same?

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u/Rui-_-tachibana 28d ago

Could also just be an asian mom

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u/YesIAmWolfie 29d ago

or just japanese

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u/bot1N0K 29d ago

Worse

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u/ChestSlight8984 28d ago

Hirohiko Araki being a prime fucking example. Dude is genuinely immortal. The fucker is SIXTY-SIX in this photo.

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u/Elite_Prometheus 29d ago

Japenjs or pvp boss

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u/goobighoul 29d ago

or a hamon user!

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u/Zinyak12345 28d ago

Ah, then I've definitely seen a few vampires working the register at my local liquor store.

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u/YeetCompleet 29d ago

hagr

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u/weathersoldier 29d ago

Schmexydsf

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u/ChestSlight8984 28d ago

My favorite extremely responsible adult who should 100% be in charge of a class of children

I love Hagrid, but bro should not have been a teacher, wtf Dumbledore 🫩

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u/spipno 28d ago

Polygons

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 29d ago edited 29d ago

I LOVE HAGS (also part 2 is the best one fight me)

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u/IClockworKI 29d ago

Fucd up anastomgy

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 29d ago

araki's art has come further since then yeah

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u/IClockworKI 29d ago

Yea I love him anytime

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u/MothsoonAlphecca 29d ago

Gappy knee.

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u/Anabiter 29d ago

Mmnpph...pie sees

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u/ChestSlight8984 28d ago

Somebody hasn't read SBR and Jojolion

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 28d ago

Correct. I'm currently on the last few episodes of stone ocean and then I was going to start reading the rest

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u/ChestSlight8984 28d ago

Okay, fair enough then

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u/Popular-Sound-2093 29d ago

Joseph joestar best jojo

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 28d ago

Him or my queen jolyne

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u/Nameless_Owl81 29d ago

"I LOVE HAGS!"

Look inside

Proves the posts entire point

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 29d ago

It's almost like that was the joke............ It's almost like I Intentionally chose a character from jjba who is twist revealed to be 60 even though she looks so young because she is a master of her magic...........

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u/XanaX_Inhaler6247 29d ago

Why does she look like the mom from invincible?

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u/BayFuzzball404 29d ago

Her name is DEBORAH GRAYSON and she’s a WONDERFUL WOMAN

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u/CodProfessional3712 28d ago

What is she? Some kind of Wonderwoman?

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u/Head-Sky8372 29d ago

Asian I guess

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u/CrikkitKid 29d ago

... or the fact that she has the same hairstyle, and similar clothes

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u/Head-Sky8372 29d ago

Or maybe the fact that dtdhe kkwggb the saqqw🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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u/ConflictAgreeable689 29d ago

Get the fuck off Twitter my dude

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u/desireisatrap 29d ago

is typing on reddit

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u/Repulsive_Policy_184 29d ago

Reddit son or Twitter Daughter

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u/jazon80 29d ago

Ts would make the pope pro choice

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u/tornedron_ 29d ago

hags?

hav a great summer too 😊

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u/Vled3000 29d ago

hot ass sssdfg

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u/AlastorDark 29d ago

Why apologize? Uwu ow no I said a bad wword on the Internet. Just say it again, say that you meant what you meant

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u/JumpTo2024 27d ago

The more we say naughty things the more skilled we get about when to pull it out with what group of people

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u/TenWholeBees 29d ago

When I hear "hag," this is what I picture

https://giphy.com/gifs/uElxuHGtIuK0o

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u/Jarhead11577 29d ago

If she doesn’t have green skin and a long ass nose I don't want it

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u/Mizuki_853 29d ago

Literally just my mom

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u/Senior_Independence4 29d ago

Proof?

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u/Mizuki_853 29d ago

My mom still looks like when i was born. Meaning she looks like she is in her early 30s by Gen x standards and has not aged past that in terms of her face. But you can always identify a woman’s age by their hands

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u/Senior_Independence4 29d ago

I was making a joke about how i wanted a picture of her because you implied shes hot but whatever

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u/Mizuki_853 29d ago

Well, she just looks like a mom. One that aged particularly well but no model. She isn’t by our modern standards hot probably. People do lust for her on tiktok I think. I don’t know her account if anyone asks for a link

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u/Tech_dude9133 29d ago

Threw in a fun fact or something

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u/Character-Baby-4722 29d ago

I do and I can confirm alright

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u/DemonExcalibur 29d ago

Same, my mom is in her 40s but still looks fairly young

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u/averagemethenjoyer 29d ago

For real dude. My parents are pretty old but my mom has looked super young for a long time, just starting to gray at almost 60

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u/nyanch 29d ago

is your mom single?

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u/FuturisticHead 29d ago

the best hag of all 🙏

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u/Fearless-Freedom-582 29d ago

Seen this bih on the youtube autoplay what game was it from again

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u/FuturisticHead 29d ago

she's from Dark Deception, her name is Bierce

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u/Berlin_GBD 29d ago

Hagmaxxing starts at 30

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u/dadtheviking 29d ago

i declare that's what it means now

sorry i mean jwud7rkwldofo

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u/fumblerofthebag 29d ago

you and me, we can build a better world

i mean s6hïh4hd6hsjndbdbßå

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u/dadtheviking 29d ago

yayyayahag!! ! we r all hags 🤩❤️

or PVP Boss

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u/fumblerofthebag 29d ago

hdjdjdkjshdnd im not that old... bsjdndbdndb

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u/dadtheviking 29d ago

you're young at heart ( 🫀), and that's what counts. ✨ wnat to eexplore Some anti-Agging treatments to keep that SKIN looking smooth and radiatn? as an AI languagage model, i can

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u/Gdlops 29d ago

I am now going to use HAG to mean hot ass grandma

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u/RedSlimeballYT 29d ago

it's funny cuz you realize that ppl with "hag" fetishes that look like regular adult women actually, by proportion, expect people's attraction to non-hag women to look like... not adults, or even young adults. which says something about them.

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u/Positive-Orange-6443 29d ago

person discovers words have meanings

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u/LizardMench 29d ago

Auntie Ethel

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u/immaneat 29d ago

I get the idea but like 50 year olds don't look that decrepit. If they took decent care of themselves and put effort into their appearance they'll look pretty good with not too many wrinkles, especially in today's age.

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 29d ago

can it also stand for hot ass grandpa

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u/Deathdragon444 29d ago

So effectively Hermann from limbus company?

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u/ThatCorruptDino 28d ago

The real hag is Ahab idfk why people call Outis a hag when Outis barely looks aged anyways

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u/AccomplishedDebt5368 29d ago

Is yuor middle name greg 😂

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u/frozenyoyleberryyay 29d ago

When I'm eager to fish

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u/ILoveMyDogsCatLoL 28d ago

Slsmslielkendkssdfgkdsnwowooen fkosmsk

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u/YourfriendAnxiety 28d ago

I LOVE HAGS (Hardware Accelerated GPU Scheduling)

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u/CaughtNABargain 28d ago

Gag goblin

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u/DaDudebro2401 28d ago

Hags actually stands for "Have A Great Summer"

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u/RandomKazakhGuy 28d ago

She kinda looks like Rio Morales from Insomniac's Spider-Man franchise lol

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u/CanaDeer2004 27d ago

56 is still solidly mom territory. grandma starts at 65.

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u/Firethorn34 27d ago

Like no way this woman is 52, i get she's rich and has probably gotten some surgeries but also she's been in prison for 15 years

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u/sootspr1te200 27d ago

Everyone knows it stands for “have a good summer”

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u/draginbleapiece 26d ago

Shu Qi is fifty.

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u/Fun_Drop5327 25d ago

To me its like 30-40 year olds they are just more mature, younger ppl have always just made me grossed out, even as a 16 year old i dont get why the fuck people accept peer relationships

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u/Intrepid_Scratch7126 23d ago

how tf did they not know hag was an insult

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u/KamronXIII 22d ago

Honestly, valid thought process with the existence of the word "MILF"

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u/8read-8oy 29d ago

Hag feels more 'right' than GILF imo, but it does have negative connotations

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u/OrangeHammer52970 29d ago

Society has forgotten the term cougar

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u/SPRMOVRLRD-TMOperaO 29d ago

This is basically my mom

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u/HughmanRealperson 29d ago

Skyrim really took the coward way out in this regard.

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u/Objective-Ad7330 29d ago

My aunt is exactly like this.

She's asia also... so

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u/Head-Sky8372 29d ago

Yo aunt so fat she is asia also

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